man-chutney

Used to describe semen. Should only be used to solicit disgust and/or laughter.

"I flooded her gullet with hot man-chutney."

by Marcel Leroux August 16, 2004

chutney ferret

a homosexual male or a land bound ferret that works in a chutney factory.

that man likes anal sex, he must be a chutney ferret.

by the buncing queen September 11, 2003

chutney chute

the anus, so-called because the chute is an exit point. What passes through the chute bears an uncanny resemblance to that pungent relish called chutney.

Bazza: Oh maaaate that was a bloody hot vindaloo we ate last night, fair dinkum
Dazza: I spray painted the porcelain pony this morning
Bazza: Yeah, it looks the same coming out as it does going in
Dazza: My chutney chute is still burning

by Swatter Tom April 5, 2015

chutney hole

An unusual name referring exclusively to the main exit from an active derrière.

I.e. "Jebus I've been blowing chunks out my chutney hole all morning, must of been a dodgy curry last night"

by Roger micok December 27, 2016

Anal Chutney

A digested condiment made of fruits or vegetables expelled from the anus in a lose stool due to overeating of fruits or vegetables causing explosive diarrhea resembling a Chutney.

Jason ate so many prunes his diarrhea looked like an anal chutney.

by BDizzle55 November 17, 2015

love chutney

Semen. Specifically the stringy creamy gook that has a thicker consistency.

"Andy probed Mickey's bottom with his wanger until he exploded all over, spreading his love chutney everywhere."

by dr_bob January 24, 2008

Chutney Tunnel

Butt sex. A term once used in the UK, at least among soldiers, for doing their girlfriends in the ass.

When Sgt. Adamson's wife got wise with him, he bent her over and ran his schlong up her Chutney Tunnel.

by stuart71857 May 22, 2008