chutney ferret

fucked company's poster, gnorac.

That poofter gnorac over there, he's a right chutney ferret.

by pud August 27, 2003

chutney ferret

from the phrase to chutney

you are a chutney ferret

by the absinthe man May 19, 2004

chutney ferret

A Little Prick That Gets Under Your Skin.

Your Boss

by stu. February 6, 2004

chutney ferret

squirrel type monkey with terets

chris wade

by james watts March 4, 2003

Chutney Ferret

A term used to describe a homosexual.

"I say James old chap, your friend over there looks like a right old Chutney Ferret"

by shreddiesandcream November 9, 2009

Chutney Ferret

One who is light on his feet i.e. one who jumps puddles; a bender; a shirt-lifter; he who enjoys the company of knob jockeys; a tail-gunner.

The Dale Winton - he's a chutney ferret, or I'll eat my own ass!

by big_jurgen March 25, 2009

Chutney Ferret

One who likes it up the bum.

That boy is a chutney ferret if ever i saw one.

by Raz Man July 29, 2003