Chutney Ferret 

Homosexual young man

I say young Jed stay away from me, I don't like pooh box pinball you Chutney Ferret.

Chutney Ferret by Fradley lad November 7, 2017

chutney ferret 

a dirty scrubber who nibbles the chunks of corn from freshly laid cleveland steamers

as a last resort howard feather became a bum raping chutney ferret

chutney ferret by abingdon posse May 21, 2003

chutney ferret 

A breed of perculiarly tail-less ferret, specific to the Isle of Chutney, Nova Scotia.

Associated genetic traits include highly promiscuous mating practices with either sex or with other species.

Chutney ferret - any hole's a goal

chutney ferret by sidddd November 1, 2009

chutney ferret 

Oily Rag i.e. Fag

My Mate Dave

chutney ferret by Jon Brydges December 8, 2003

Chutney Ferret 

A cock that's engaged in anal intercourse, and has collected a little poo.

"My cocks pure stinkin! I Shagged Sonia up her shitpipe last night, and got meself a Chutney Ferret!"

Chutney Ferret by The Phantom Shitter June 14, 2018

chutney ferret 

fucked company's poster, gnorac.

That poofter gnorac over there, he's a right chutney ferret.

chutney ferret by pud August 27, 2003

chutney ferret 

from the phrase to chutney

you are a chutney ferret

chutney ferret by the absinthe man May 19, 2004