chutch

a chutch is the area between the asshole and the dang or vag. it is the same thing as a taint or durf.

yo, stop grabbing my chutch

by angie December 14, 2004

chutch

Butt-hole touching of any sort.

Touching a butt hole for any reason.

Every time I think of you I chutch myself.

by chutcher3000 February 20, 2011

Chutch

A Guatemalan style of masturbation usually derived from the lack of friends, the lack of self esteem, or the knowledge that you are going no where in life. seen most commonly in individuals with names beginning with "P". always results in tears being shed, ejaculation is never achieved.

that guatemalan looks like he just got done chutching. his eyes are all watery and he has a distinct look of dissatisfaction

by chazthegush December 11, 2010

chutch butter

The product of churning of large quantities of chutch.

Damn, Gino sure is churnin' that chutch butter!

by Juan Montalvo August 3, 2007

chutch

An unfortunate circumstance that cannot be controlled.

I got chuctched so hard.
The chutchery is unreal.

by xpygx March 22, 2023

chutch

when you jerk off while crying while watching yourself in the mirror.

Only for Legends.

I totally chutched the other night, legend. Coldplay in the background was had.

by Gotcha BLAAAAke August 5, 2016

Chutch

This Is Mainly Used As An Insult In The Same Way As The Word Fuck Is Used.

Jeremy: Your Mom Is Fucking Hot.
Aaron: Shut Up You Chutch.

by DvToonsYT August 11, 2018