Chutch

A Guatemalan style of masturbation usually derived from the lack of friends, the lack of self esteem, or the knowledge that you are going no where in life. seen most commonly in individuals with names beginning with "P". always results in tears being shed, ejaculation is never achieved.

that guatemalan looks like he just got done chutching. his eyes are all watery and he has a distinct look of dissatisfaction

by chazthegush December 11, 2010

chutch

when you jerk off while crying while watching yourself in the mirror.

Only for Legends.

I totally chutched the other night, legend. Coldplay in the background was had.

by Gotcha BLAAAAke August 5, 2016

Chutch

This Is Mainly Used As An Insult In The Same Way As The Word Fuck Is Used.

Jeremy: Your Mom Is Fucking Hot.
Aaron: Shut Up You Chutch.

by DvToonsYT August 11, 2018

chutch

An unfortunate circumstance that cannot be controlled.

I got chuctched so hard.
The chutchery is unreal.

by xpygx March 22, 2023

chutch butter

The product of churning of large quantities of chutch.

Damn, Gino sure is churnin' that chutch butter!

by Juan Montalvo August 3, 2007

Chukchakera

Harvatera. Night worker. ---Harvatera Cosmetics Group, Macao 2007.

Shirley is a Chukchakera in Macao.

by Cyclonetrading August 30, 2021

chitch

Chitch, a portmanteau of chick and bitch.

Diane: "Sextina, hi. Thanks for meeting me here. I'm really excited to be working with you."
Sextina: "Listen, chitch, if you're going to tweet for Sextina Aquafina, you need to capture the essence of my personal brand, m'kay? All upper caps, no punctuation, lots of cryptic bullshit about the Illuminati, and make sure to mention my preferred brands, okay?"

by natalie portmanteaux June 13, 2021