cumflick

N. When you are about to cum and you slap your dick and cum flies up in the air.

V. To slap your dick before cumming, thusly launching cum everywhere

1. *jacking off* "omg omg I'm gonna cum. *slaps dick* wow cum went everywhere! That was a good cumflick"

2. Bob cumflicked right in front of me last night

by Starr's Mill Panther November 3, 2013

Chumdick James

The rash that is between your balls and asshole, usually found on James...occasionally a Jamie ( 1 out of 8). Treated with alcohol in a spot on the ear that must be gently rubbed while pulling your balls in a downward motion and singing a show tune.

Oh my god, I have a chumdick james that needs attention now... Put on porn.

by Krotch Monster September 29, 2017

Cumslice

A dessert preferably a cake filled with cum.

Just had my first cumslice and that shit slapped!!

by Rebulsterizeation man April 22, 2021

cumstickle

When the male cums over his own testicles while watching big women having sex with balloons and icecream.

Oh daaayuumm, I had the best cumstickle when my mom was in the room.

by Hemmin January 16, 2009

crumblicker

noun
1) A person who has no shame in molding their lifestyle around hand-outs in order to live "the good life". E.g.: welfare folk, subsidized housing leechers, professionally unemployed.

2) A person who makes up for their lack of competence and professional skills through relentless means of brown-nosing used to propel their career.

used in def. 1: You see that baby's mama rolling in the new Lexus? She's living the good life with the welfare checks she's pulling in...what a crumblicker.

used in def. 2: Crumblicker John has been promoted to assistant supervisor after years of kissing the boss's ass.

by deserthick March 5, 2008

Cumstick

A cumstick is basically a meat stick so uh yeah cumstick eat a cumstick

Dary: Hey bro i got cumsticks
Patty: Sick! Can i have one?
Willy: i’ll give you rice krispies for a cumstick
Dary: deal.

by DoritoDoS February 15, 2019

chosos_chumsock

chosos_chumsock on Tik tok is the biggest kisaki kinnie on earth who also has an foot fetish

There's no hope remain for them so stay safe yall. 😟

"Hey, do you know chosos_chumsock?"
"Ew, yeah, isn't that the Kisaki Kinnie with foot fetish?"

by tamayosredbra July 21, 2021