chumped

to be ripped off or to be make to look like a chump.
syn gypped

"Man, I got chumped by that scam artist"

by crappo August 5, 2005

crumpled

The act, process, or state of being totally fucked up. Usually off an assortment of liquor, beer, and drugs.

Jeff: Want to get crumpled tonight?
Roman: Definitely, I'll get the booze!

Andrew: Man, Kevin got so crumpled last night.

by Big Rig123 December 4, 2016

Chumped the Jimmy

The killing off of a character previously introduced as, or given to be, a recognizable character adapted between media, and replacing that character with a younger namesake for the sake of arbitrarily observed "continuity".

Reference to the character {Henry} James "Jimmy" Olsen (Aaron Ashmore) being a contemporary of Clark Kent and Lois Lane for three seasons on 'Smallville', before being replaced by a heretofore unmentioned younger brother "Jimmy" Olsen, in an effort to conform to general Superman continuity in which Jimmy Olsen is much younger than Superman/Clark Kent and Lois Lane, and despite more glaring deviations from generally observed Superman continuity (e.g. Chloe Sullivan, Davis Bloome).

Also: Bump the Jimmy, Jump the Jimmy, Jimmy the Jimmy; or, -ed, -ied, the Jimmy.

WATCHERONE: Man, was that the lamest stunt with Dick Grayson, or what. Yeah, he's five years older than Bruce, but, wtf?

WATCHERTWO: Yeah, dude, they sure Chumped the Jimmy on that one.

by tipafo May 17, 2009

Chumplet

a person, animal, or thing that is plump and cute... often used in reference to babies

Awww, that toad's a chumplet.

by LBE May 14, 2006

Bubba Chumped

When one is too high to function under the influence of cannabis.

“Here gilbert bro, im fuckinnn bubba chumped”

by Yerboy01 April 1, 2019

chumped

Getting dumped for a chump. It's when you're friends with some chick who you hang out with or whatever, who then starts dating some other chump and never talks to you ever again. This leaves you sitting there on a cold leather couch in your underwear playing Wii bowling, drinking stale MGD, and wondering where the hell your friends are. Then after thinking about it, you come to two logical conclusions:

1. The chick totally had a thing for you. Now that she has a boyfriend, she no longer has use for any other guys she wanted to bang. But in the end, you ended up on top because of #2 (see below):
2. The guy she's dating is totally gay and will probably end up beating her out of frustration.

Hey, you handsome hunk of man meat, weren't you supposed to hang out with Helga tonight?

No, she totally chumped me.

by cokemidget June 23, 2008

chumped

to bust on someone so that they have nothing to say afterwards.

I chumped you.

by cool cat 131 June 28, 2003