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Rusty Chumper

The process of taking a rusty hammer and using it to scrape a womans clit and then eating the scraping. This rare, sexual experience is pleasing to some, but frowned upon by many.
I gave your mom the best rusty chumper!
by Mom and Pet February 25, 2010
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Cheesy Chumper

A male penis that is unclean and overgrown with smegma.
“I forbid you to sex me until you get rid of that Cheesy Chumper.”
by Rotten_Cum November 2, 2023
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Choco Chompers

Shit on your teeth after sucking a dick that's been stuck in a dirty asshole. (Choco - short for chocolate.)
Did you eat some oreos or did you just suck a shitty dick, cuz you've got choco chompers.

Her choco chompers are giving her shit breath.
by jjc452 December 20, 2010
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chumped

Once in a while, for whatever reason, a rectreational drug dealer, even the most reliable and friendly ones, will make the deal fall through on purpose. This is to let the customer know who is the boss, and is usually passive-aggressive. It really can be disappointing and frustrating.
Boy, I really got chumped today by my rock and roll doctor. He said he had some lebanese blond in hand, and he said it fell through after I drove for two hours to get it. Oh well, at least I have this swagg.
by running out of patience February 28, 2009
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Chomper

(n.) A Chomper is someone who talks incessantly, typically in a crowd, annoying the people around him/her. It is especially an issue that comes up at concerts when the music act is on stage performing, and people would really just like to focus on listening to the music, but the Chomper goes on with their useless conversation, oblivious to their surroundings.
Hey, could somebody please tell that Chomper to shut the fuck up? I'm trying to listen to the music.
by Jacaranda July 28, 2019
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beat the chimper

The library is so boring I usually just go beat the chimper in the bathroom.
by mafungo January 6, 2015
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dong chomper

a person who enjoys biting the penis while performing a blowjob
by Doug W. February 10, 2008
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