Cumedian

Someone who may as well be having a Bukkake with 12 men because the shit that he thinks is funny coming out of his mouth is worse than the crap going in.

That guy was such a cumedian

by MasterbateMagee January 10, 2018

Chummed

Burnt out, tired, wasted, or just not motivated to do anything.

My friends wanted to me to go hiking but after snowboarding the previous day I was way to chummed for that.

After drinking way too much the night before I was so chummed I just hung out on the couch most of the day.

by Brf June 19, 2006

Chumped the Jimmy

The killing off of a character previously introduced as, or given to be, a recognizable character adapted between media, and replacing that character with a younger namesake for the sake of arbitrarily observed "continuity".

Reference to the character {Henry} James "Jimmy" Olsen (Aaron Ashmore) being a contemporary of Clark Kent and Lois Lane for three seasons on 'Smallville', before being replaced by a heretofore unmentioned younger brother "Jimmy" Olsen, in an effort to conform to general Superman continuity in which Jimmy Olsen is much younger than Superman/Clark Kent and Lois Lane, and despite more glaring deviations from generally observed Superman continuity (e.g. Chloe Sullivan, Davis Bloome).

Also: Bump the Jimmy, Jump the Jimmy, Jimmy the Jimmy; or, -ed, -ied, the Jimmy.

WATCHERONE: Man, was that the lamest stunt with Dick Grayson, or what. Yeah, he's five years older than Bruce, but, wtf?

WATCHERTWO: Yeah, dude, they sure Chumped the Jimmy on that one.

by tipafo May 17, 2009

Chuted

-When you are extremely tired and have absolutely no more energy

-Drunk

Michael; Bro, I'm so chuted after that suuuuck chest session!
Ahmad Banchod; Oh bro you need you take some yachet!
Michael; I will cuz..

by Rukmini February 28, 2011

cumedy

synonym for porn comedy, erotic/sexual comedy, porn parody;
pornographic genre with deliberate exaggeration for comic effect

What is this, a cumedy clip? This porn is supposed to turn me on but it's too hilarious.

by BamJamSam October 26, 2019

Bubba Chumped

When one is too high to function under the influence of cannabis.

“Here gilbert bro, im fuckinnn bubba chumped”

by Yerboy01 April 1, 2019

Chumpdom

to be a chump; the act of being a sucker.

Calvin's chumpdom totally showed when he bought that Louis Vuitton man purse. Then he got complimented on it on the bus! Finally, his chumpdom proves to be useful...

by Shadrock & Lil' Limerick February 22, 2008