Cronchy Water

Cronchy Water (n): a type of water sold in many shapes and sizes. It has no flavor, and when even heat from the air is applied for long periods of time, it loses its cronch. Cronchy Water is often also added to drinks due to its cronchiness, and ability to make drinks cooler just by being in its presence. When eaten, Cronchy Water has a sort of crunch to it not too dissimilar from ice, but better. Cronchy Water also has it's own dietary plan called the "Cronchy Water diet".

"Hey man, i'm going out for food. want anything?"
"Yeah just a Cheer-wine with just a little Cronchy Water."
"C- Cronchy Water?? you mean ice??"
"... no... ice is dumb. I mean Cronchy Water."

by The King of Trash November 11, 2019

chonchburger

1.) (n.) A nasty or fat girl's vagina. Something you would never touch with a 10 foot pole. Named because it resembles a mushy hamburger.

"You couldn't pay me to touch that chonchburger!"-Brokencyde "A Hofosho"

by lovebiteaesthetic March 17, 2009

raunchy chonch

1. A foul or unpleasant odor which comes form the vagina of a female with bad hygiene.

2. A vagina that is not washed properly or on a regular basis.

3. Stank pussy

pernounced {RON~CHEE/ CHON~CH}

1. I went out with this chick, and man... she had some real raunchy chonch.

2. I'm never calling that bitch back, she had the worst case of raunchy chonch I've ever smelled in my my life.

3. Her raunchy chonch smells worse than the local fish market.

by SHUGAHHH AKA VEGAS BITCH July 21, 2009

chronchitis

Chronchitis is bronchitis you get after smoking marijuana nonstop for a long ass time, like when youre stoned all week then you got chronchitis. Symptoms include excessive nasty sounding coughs, and haziness. Cure: lay off the bud for a few days.

God damn dude we shouldn't half smoked that whole lid at once, I think i got chronchitis.

by ffhk1 May 29, 2004

Chronchy

Something that is crunchy but not a good that normally is. Ex: a soft food goes stale and now is crunchy

I left my cotton candy out now it is chronchy.

by Moobloom223 October 19, 2020

cronchy

Extra crispy and/or crunchy

"Why, that is a nice cookie!"
"Yes, it is impeccible but it's really cronchy so its gone EVERWHERE!!!"
"Oh god, well that's unfortunate :("

by lord mollifer January 15, 2021

Chroncitis

The disease in which the act of chronic consumption gets to a point where the user is completely overtaken by the chronic. Common symptoms are coughing, chronic lung, and a feeling of extreme hunger.

Larry has a bad case of chroncitis and is always coughing in Scroggin's class.

by Mr. Scroggins Himself April 10, 2008