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Get the Christian Holmes mug.Hopeless Christian is a private high school in the North East Heights of Albuquerque, NM. It is run by the basketball team who decided that it is the only sport allowed to have on campus practices, and the cheerleading team that has never quite actually won a national championship. Most hopies believe that they are entitled to everything including the "pot lounge" behind the art building. They like to talk about how right they are no matter what the issue is, and they never seem to shut up about it either. This school built out of tuff-shed cares more about the grass in the middle of campus that, instead of letting kids walk on it, they make students walk around it making them late to class. Lastly, Hopes baseball team wouldn't be so bad except the coaching staff decided that seniors shouldn't play and freshmen will always carry the team and lose championship games.
by Charlie Brownstein October 24, 2011
Get the Hope Christian High School mug.A hipster who is into Jesus and goes to church. Usually a Christian hipster is a year behind all usual hipster trends.
by lordofstuff November 26, 2011
Get the Christian Hipster mug.a place of pure torture. This school has so many antisocial people, you would die from the lack of social skills. Studies show that 100% of the people who attended this school died. Going to this school is like being tied to a tree and being continously slapped by apes.
Guy: Man, i hate jail.
Other Guy: Its better than Liberty Christian High School, they actually have good food in jail.
Other Guy: Its better than Liberty Christian High School, they actually have good food in jail.
by dontevenbother654 May 5, 2011
Get the Liberty Christian High School mug.Noun. A hug from a member of the church clergy or staff to a member of the congregation in a manner that intentionally maintains distance from any private parts or unwanted contact.
Used especially by responsible adult leaders of youth programs where contact must be strictly controlled, so the leadership runs little to no risk of being branded a priest.
Used especially by responsible adult leaders of youth programs where contact must be strictly controlled, so the leadership runs little to no risk of being branded a priest.
Older, Married, Male Church Volunteer: "I think you're awesome, Female Teenager at the Church. Give me a good Christian Hug."
Female Teenager at the Church: "Thanks, Older, Married, Male Church Volunteer. You don't creep me out like the guys at my old church did. You rock."
Female Teenager at the Church: "Thanks, Older, Married, Male Church Volunteer. You don't creep me out like the guys at my old church did. You rock."
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