jailhouse christain

one that is heavy into god and religion only while in jail / prison but not when free on the streets.
that muthafu*** a jailhouse christain, he ain't like that on the streets! Shit he gonna get out next week and go straight to North Highlands to get high.
by catdick from da 95660 April 25, 2010
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metrolina christain academy

retarted school, all the teachers are gay bois.
that school across from the coffee shool looks like a metrolina christain academy
by kidskoolaid October 23, 2018
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christain

a creepy facebook stalker who is also 13. beware he might try to follow your moms facebook. also asks girls why they cry so much.
why do you cry christain?
christain your such a creep?
by pride eliteeee March 24, 2020
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christaine walker

Christaine is an amazing and loving mom she is also a great teacher! She is loyal caring and never gives up. Christaine will always put others before herself and gives endless care. Christaine is a wonderful person and everyone wants to he het friend. She never puts others down and she always makes sure you are doing well. She can find a way to cheer anyone up! If you know a Christaine complement her because she will do the same back
Christaine Walker is amazing
She never gives up
You're loyal
by Maddy.N May 28, 2019
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Christain

Christain, a manly man, a mans man if you would, bulging ripped body 6 foot 2, a man of the people, the light of your life.
Guy 1: Dude look at that guy benching 650

Guy 2: That's GOTTA be a Christain
by DefinitelyNotChris95 December 18, 2024
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Christain Gonzalez

A gay nigger even tho hes the Whites person you ever see he likes to fap a lot he got raped by a older man or younger
by Fingers in. His ass September 28, 2017
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Christain

1. A portmanteau of 'Christ' and 'Stain' meaning someone so Zealous in their Christian faith.

2. Someone so deeply religious that interacting with them leaves a figurative undesirable blemish on your day, week, year, or lifetime.
"Angela tried to evangelize me again."

"Seriously? That girl is such a Christain."
by Ansler May 18, 2021
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