Chookosssre

The word for calling someone or something dumb, or less than average.

“That seemed pretty straight forward, you Chookosssre. Jeez.”

by Notdumb123 July 2, 2019

Fucking this chook

The person who is in charge/in command.

Usually one would say this to assert themselves as a leader or

Ask this aloud to question the competency of the person in charge.

(1) Bloke 1: "I reckon we should do it this way"
Bloke 2: "Well I’m fucking this chook mate, so shut the fuck up. We're doing it my way"

(2) A bloke after waiting for food for a long time in terrible restaurant stands up angrily and yells "Who’s fucking this chook?!? Where’s my fucking food?!?"

by your mate jones April 30, 2009

choo-choozy

When a female acts as if she is too good to show a male, who shows interest in her, any attention.

Look at that chick over by the bar. I tried to talk to her, but she was acting choo-choozy, like she's too good to talk.

by Roybeezee March 13, 2008

chookter

Chookter is a misspelling of the Scottish word Teuchter. Teuchter is a Lowland Scots word used mainly for Northern or Highland Scots.

Ahm no a chookter (teuchtar) ya eedjit ahm frae Ayr!

by iiisecondcreep March 11, 2007

Chooky Style

Can be used to describe something either extremely lucky, non-skilful or extraordinarily out of character.

My Wife punched the stuffing out of another player (ice hockey), which was extremely out of character…such behaviour is known as Chooky Style. My wife (same wife) only ever seems to score goals using the bare minimum amount of skill…these goals are referred to as Chooky Style. My wife’s name is Chooky…

by chooky's bitch May 12, 2009

Pissed as a Chook

A Word of New Zealand origin and slang to indicate extreme intoxication after overindulgance in alcohol

Jerrys downed 15 export golds and 2 JDs and coke and is now pissed as a chook.

by Pol Pothead November 7, 2012

chook chaser

(n.) A clapped out motorbike. A trail or motocross bike. Taken from motorbikes used on farms used to 'chase' chickens.

Get on the chook chaser and round up the sheep.

Sweet, whendya get the new chook chaser?

by Em Dee October 3, 2005