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cooment

the noise harry makes when he cums
he coomented all over her face
by Pea57 January 15, 2014
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cholent

a cholent is a small confused mammal, which is put up the anus during the practise of homosexual sex. This is achieved by forcing a hollow plastic tube through the rectal muscle above the anus, in order to allow a free passage through which the mammal can penetrate the lower abdomen. The tube is then pulled out quickly so as not to allow the creature to escape. This engrossment is known as Cholentation.
Studies have shown that on average, a standard sized mammal of less than 1kg in mass, can survive and remain in the anus for up to 20 hours upon entrance or until defecated. During this time, the “host” experiences various sensations -in the area of the lower abdomen- ranging from pain, throbbing, scratching, biting and shuffling. Once the mammal passes out of the alimentary canal trough the anus, it is usually deceased and mildly digested. However, there are cases when the animal is still living, which is then just flushed down the toilet.
“Ohh!!! I feel that cholent that you put up my ass Stephen!” said Cloughy
by Prince Harry February 4, 2005
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comentum

(n.) -- When two people share the same momentum in a foot race, bicycle race or political campaign
"Wow, Jack and Stephen are neck and neck and the race is hardly over. There is some real comentum out there on the track today, and there's no way to know who's going to win."

Overheard at a track and field event in California on January 15, 2012
by PRwiz101 February 7, 2012
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Comentenbeta

German word for when the comments are more interesting than the post.
Gee wiz, this op is a pillock. The comentenbeta, and I need a cup o' tea.
by Jaesc August 3, 2017
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coment awards

its a show on youtube made my a huge cunt also known as cowbelly
when doest the huge cunt cowbelly open his coment awards submission?
by a small cunt October 18, 2017
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Comentism

A new religion that relies on youtube comments to spread world truth and stop misinformation.
Despite modern toxicity some may find faith in Comentism through youtube comment section, a reason to believe, live..
by nasnas July 20, 2018
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chimento

a child of God who waits for his missing ribs arrival at camp hope with open eyes and loving embrace
Mr. Chimento awaits his lover to return t ok him!!!
by LJC_Hang-over May 29, 2021
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