Russian Chokehold

When you take a mans penis and rap it around his nutsack until it turns blue

Manny gave sal a russian chokehold for eating his cookie

by mannysfat March 14, 2010

Poseidon Chokehold

The act of a man choking a woman between his legs during sexual intercourse while simultaneously ejaculating in to her mouth and creating a "sea" of seamen within.

Dude, I totally gave my girlfriend the Poseidon Chokehold last night and the sea was so deep.

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 12, 2010

Shorie Chokehold

The typical excuse that a male uses when he's unable to attend a male-oriented social function (e.g., poker, drinking, NFL Sunday, etc.). It refers to his girlfriend's/fiancé's/wife's stranglehold on his manhood, leaving him unable to decide for himself when it comes to anything in life.

Bob: Hey, Timmy! You playin' Texas Hold'em tonight with the guys?

Timmy: Sorry, Bob, my wife's got the ol' Shorie Chokehold on my junk. She wants me to be well rested tonight so that I'm totally focused on helping her practice her breathing at our lamaze class tomorrow.

Bob: Damn, Shorie Chokehold's a killer! Well, maybe next week, ya douchebag!

by DCJoey November 10, 2009

Jellyfish in a chokehold

Holding in a very wet defacation.

dude I'm hold a wicked nasty jellyfish in a chokehold

by Lucky18 January 26, 2011

Porcelain Chokehold

When you get a boner while sitting on the toilet and it gets stuck under the seat

"Hey man I've gotta use the bathroom too, would you mind hurrying it up?"
"Sorry man I can't get out, I'm stuck in a Porcelain Chokehold

by wet_cardboard69 April 18, 2020

fly in a chokehold

When you grab your cock and balls from the base and you choke it so hard until your balls pop a bit and they look like the eyeballs of the fly and your cock is the body.

"Man, she really gets turned on when I put the fly in a chokehold move on for her"

by Angany September 1, 2017

Tunisian Chokehold

A popular Tunisian dance form where while a girl is grinding on someone, a tight grip is applied around a her neck, used to restrain her by restricting breathing. The girl then proceeds to pass out, however, she keeps gyrating her hips into her aggressor's crotch reflexively.

Mark performed the Tunisian Chokehold on Mary at the dance last night.

by sudoku101 March 31, 2012