choadtitus

you think about a choad,crave the choad,have the choad,etc.

Jonathan has choadtitus,and cant stop thinking about the choad

by Jonathon & Russell & Ace March 14, 2011

choadstain

Choadstain, the stain that is left behind by a penis that is wider than it is long. Normally, but not exclusively after intercourse. May also be left behind after beating your meat.

Dude, you just left your choadstain on that beds comforter!

by dubc949 May 25, 2008

choad floater

Pretentious hipster douche who thinks he's better than you.

Sam wears ironic pink glasses and only buys vinyl. He's a complete choad floater!

by DoctorYes March 4, 2011

chigaimasu

A japanese word meaning "Wrong". It is normal for alot of japanese people to use this in every situation possible wether it be good or bad. Also notorious for being used on the phone when someone has dialed the incorrect number. It also seems to be used alot by people studying the language even when they don't know its meaning and they'll just use it for shits and giggles.

(Phone Conversation involving Chigaimasu)

(Person 2)もしもし。みちるです。 (Hello, this is Michiru)

(Person 1)もしもし。田中はいらっしゃいますか？ (Hello. Is Tanaka there?)

(Person 2)ちがいます！(Wrong!)
(Hangs up)

by hanashimashou June 19, 2009

chagal

HAS A BIG DICK

CHAGAL HAS A BIG DICK

by goat524 July 8, 2018

Pancake Choad

A very short, wide penis, resembling the shape of a pancake.

Girl 1: He pulled down his pants, and all I saw was a pancake, I just wanted to cover it in syrup and run away."

Girl 2: "You should have when you had the chance, pancake choads are a menace to society."

by pringlekid April 1, 2010

Choadel-Ay-Ee-Oooo

The excitedly gleeful cheer of a noble Choad Warrior as he prepares to worship at the altar of his helmet headed deity.

Words fail in the attempt to express the level of joy associated with a proper Choadel-Ay-Ee-Oooo.

by NumbaOneSon February 14, 2009