choked

mad or upset

I was so choked my car got stolen, so i found the person who did it and pushed him into a wall, he was pretty choked.

by Missy May 13, 2003

Choerd

Mostly used in conversations when someone is giving you bad vibes. For example when the person you're with is being rude to the waittress. The definition of being a Choerd is when people could not possibly last more than 24 hours with you in one room, they would litterally rather kill themselves. When someone behaves terribly ill mannered or is just a total dick, that peron is a Choerd. You would rather commit suicide then spend more than 24 hours with this person.

Jeez Brad don't be such a fuckin Choerd, no one likes them.
Omg Karen is such a Choerd, she totally got mad at the cashier when she needed to wear a facemask.
You're such a Choerd Harry, i would rather die then put up with your shit much longer.

by LettuceBanana^69 March 8, 2021

choked the shit out of her

Getting head from a chick who can't handle a massive cock

"Dude I choked the shit out of her"

by Spanky Lou June 17, 2003

choked up

someone who can't get their words straight and can't get them out right

chokie:um that duge..uhh i mean dude

Straight:your choked up son

by Dani Dagger March 17, 2008

choked

really angry, or speechless. usually means you're surprised and really upset/angry.

girl #1: whyd she do this to me.... im so choked
girl #2: she's a bitch, thats why

by asdfdasdf November 21, 2010

chokedabitch

Term used in social circles to describe the action of strangulation, usually associated with sexual intercourse.
Word Origin: Slang derived by upper-class citizens stemming from the commonly used words - Choked, a, and bitch

While fucking a girl in the backroom of a strip club, she asked me to choke her, so I put my dickbeaters up by her neck. Then she told me "No, really choke me". So then I chokedabitch.

by thekaji October 7, 2008

Choked the can

Plugged the toilet.

You choked the can again? Dude, you need to get more fiber in your diet.

by MikeInMKE November 16, 2013