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Chiseled

When you are hammered and stoned at the same time.
Bob: "Yo are you okay?"
Jimmy: *mumbling words* "NahHHhH im sooo fuckiNG Chiseled"
by me number 69 October 21, 2022
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Chiseled cunt

A female bodybuilder who is also a raving, lunatic bitch; also defines any male/female on steroids who acts like a child, or a pussy.
"Ew, see Julie over there? She's on so many 'roids, she's a chiseled cunt!"
Also, "Good gracious, Taylor Lautner is such a chiseled cunt! He's built but still acts like a pussy!"
by Kendromeda September 24, 2011
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chikenhead

(noun)
1. A whore, crack whore, or a very very ugly woman.
2. Also can be used to decribe a painfully dumb chick.
1."That chick is such a chikenhead! She's gone through 3 guys already!"
2. "Oh my God. She just asked if tuna was a fish."
"What a chikenhead!!" XD
by Wormtail August 15, 2005
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Chiseled Cheese

a random person that makes roblox videos
by *uses real name* August 4, 2022
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The Chiseled Wood Theory

The Chiseled Wood theory claims that any object (under the right circumstances and or preferences) can become so valuable to the point that someone would kill another just to obtain it. In this case a singular wood chip. Lets give you an example, lets say that water dissolves from the planet, except for water found in wood. Thus people begin chopping down trees to acquire water from the inside of trunks. Or in a condensed form or shard. Thus a wood chip. This theory can apply to 100 percent of all objects. Even including animal and human feces and piss. Because it still stands as a source of nutrients and water. Even in small quantities. The question goes deeper into identity what is incapable of become worth a persons while. Can a pocket of nothing become worth something? In the saying " Another mans junk is another mans treasure" we can assume that everything (Including literally nothing) can become extremely valuable. We already see this theory in place all around us, air and livestock would be in high demand in space. Thus one thing that is in high abundance (for now) is air on earth. If you were in a life and death situation you would kill the person with the highest air supply. Things change value over time and over sociological preferences and needs.
The Chiseled Wood Theory: everything can have extreme value.
by The Crab people January 19, 2021
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Chiseled Bronze Man-God

A dominant male figure possessing both the chiseled, muscular physique and the sound, intelligent mind necessary to defeat you in all aspects of life.
"What do Tony Danza, Brad Pitt, Bear Grylls, Lebron James, and Jason Bourne all have in common?"
"They could all kick my ass?"
"Yes, because they're all Chiseled Bronze Man-Gods."
by Sheriff Pitter March 1, 2009
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chiseled dick

A penis with a large head a deep ridge and a veiny shaft usually accompanied by a pair of swinging balls...
OMG!!! I came 30 times damn did he have a chiseled dick
by Melissafoundoz September 17, 2017
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