Chrispoo

A premature poo that takes about 20 minutes to drop off. The pooer could easily wait another hour for the poo to ready itself for its departure, but the pooer would rather sit on the toilet and expend tremendous energy discharging the poo that is scared to let go.

Person 1 "Ill be right back, I have to take a poo."
Person 2 "Okay, that'll take about 5 minutes, right?"
----------20 minutes later------------
Person 2 "Ahh man that felt good"
Person 1 "Nigga please, quit wasting time taking a Chrispoo. Just wait an hour and it'll let go in 2 minutes."

by NiggaKnower February 13, 2009

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chirpees

The disease contracted when one uses Twitter promiscuously.

Dude, she totally got chirpees from tweeting 24/7

by kflowaz June 9, 2009

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Chirpdeck

a good chirp for the retards thats think they know what they're doing when it comes to chirping and string random chirps together to make them sound cool

Retard: "did you get my t-bombski last night? pretty messy eh? did you wheel that one broad you were tellin me about cuz i heard you were in a stick tilt and pumped the guys eye shut."

Real Chirp: "Easy there chirpdeck, you don't wanna use them all at once."

by Canadian Chirp January 22, 2009

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Chirp N' Yurp

When one contacts a female just for the sake of having sexual interactions with them. In most cases, the male is the only one who receives any benefit.

I called up Jessica last night for an easy nut. She obliged.

I've got all these girls on speed dial for a quick chirp n' yurp.

by Dylan Fawcedaddy September 21, 2011

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