Chili's Abortion

When you regret having an abortion and all you want is your baby back, baby back, baby back.

Now that she is older, she realizes she had a Chili's Abortion when she was a teen.

by War-Damn-Eagle1977 July 7, 2019

Chili’s Lava Cake

When an fat African American woman shits on your penis during sexual intercourse.

I heard Colin got a Chili’s Lava Cake last night from the black stripper he took home.

by Urboipickle April 29, 2022

welcome to chili's

When you are all alone and bored so you just look in the mirror and be like welcome to chili's. On rare occasions it is used by the chili's staff to welcome.

*Saturday night all alone*

To myself out loud "WELCOME TO CHILI'S"

by Yosniel January 9, 2018

lunch at chili's

Term used to indicate an impending termination of employment. This is a take off of Jerry Maguire's "lunch at Cronin's" where Bob Sugar took Jerry to fire him.

George's sales were way off and he is expecting to have lunch at Chili's.

by FatherGuido December 23, 2009

hi welcome to chili’s

Hi WeLcOmE tO cHiLi’S

Have you saw the meme “Hi welcome to chili’s”?

by Loverosemary22 March 8, 2018

Fuck Chili's

A collaborative agreement;

Truly disgusted being invited to Chili's;
Description of a persons personality;
Description of a person, place or thing;
Fuck that;

Fuck this place;
Fuck them;
Saying hello;
Saying goodbye;
Camaraderie;

Boosting Morale;

"I can't believe we lost in that game to Chili's. Man FUCK CHILI's. "

"That asshole is talking shit behind your back. Fuck Chili's"

"This location is horrible. Fuck Chili's"

"Alright guys, I'll catch you later. Fuck Chili's"

"Why do they always invite us to Chili's? Fuck Chili's"

"Thanks Homie, Fuck Chili's"

by Wastedbro February 17, 2023

Chops At Chili’s

A Chop (a.k.a. Mooks or Spliff Bowls) is a tobacco and weed combo smoked out of a bong, chops are a piece of white culture and when mixed with dinner at Chili’s they become the peak of white culture. Chop’s at Chili’s started in a Chili’s parking lot in central New Hampshire and go best with a day of skiing or any sort of traditionally (but not exclusively) Caucasian activity done in the mountains. Post or pre hiking “Chops at Chili’s” are another classic take on the cultural classic.

Hey man you heading up to Loon?
Yeah think we’re gonna stop in Tilton for some Chops at Chili’s.

Oh betttt, gotta get right for a trip to the mountain.

by The Enlightened Vibe Man January 20, 2021