Chiatwan

A sexual instrument used for bringing yourself pleasurties.
It consits of a large net similar to a spider web that hangs about 5 feet long between two metal posts. In the center is a diaper with built in anal beads, and is usually enjoyed with a wedge of gouda cheese ( cheese sold seperatly).

I took a mean ride on the chiatwan last night. It was Delic'.

by Penis Crew January 15, 2006

teaching the one eyed chinaman how to dance

beating off

oh man.. last night i tought the one eyed china man how to dance

by bill a. January 11, 2004

Chinaman's chance

No chance at all.

The evil elf Kucinich hasn't got a Chinaman's chance of winning the nomination.

by octopod March 4, 2004

Dirty Chinaman

The act of finding a Chinese hooker, impressing her with lies of you being a cage fighter in Beijing, then taking her up the ass with sweet and sour sauce and make her talk in Cantonese or Mandarin.

Dude, that hooker though I was a cagefighter back in '94. She was so impressed, she let me do the Dirty Chinaman...for free...

by Hit Rock Bottom February 26, 2011

Mad-Chinaman

An intense, high velocity bowel movement. The name refers to the likeness of an angry fast speaking Chinese man to the sound and rhythm of the before mentioned intense bowel movement.

I ate some bad Mexican food and later released a mad-chinaman

by JMFDizzler February 16, 2009

Chinaman's otter

The vagina.

The basic premise is that a person from China might reasonably confuse a beaver and an otter, the latter not being native to China.

George took things straight to the chinaman's otter.

by Goochmasterflash March 21, 2009

Chiamanda

Chiamanda often used as an nigerian(igbo) name for a girl
The girl is a nice sweet and understanding girl. The girl is often very beutiful.

Omg you know chiamanda is a very understanding girl

by Everynameistakenincludingthiso August 28, 2020