cheesestache

A patchy and poorly-developed mustache, typically sported by young guys who aren't quite done with puberty. Looks best with a mullet and, if available, a bitchin' Camaro. A common fashion choice for young redneck males.

Nice cheesestache, stud.

by jiangyingzi April 30, 2008

philly cheesesteak challenge

A competition by mainly high school students in the Washington D.C. area. The challenge is to leave your school in the beginning of the school day, drive to Philadelphia, buy a philly cheesesteak, and make it back to your high school by the time school ends. You then must present the philly cheesesteak as proof that you successfully completed the challenge and a photo of yourself in Philadelphia buying the cheesesteak as well.

Tom: Hey Ben I'm skipping out first period tomorrow you wanna come?
Ben: What are you doing?
Tom: The Philly cheesesteak challenge
Ben: Sweet I'm in

by cheesesteaker August 23, 2006

Canadian Cheesesteak

A rare Canadian delicacy made by spreading Cheez Whiz (or any like processed cheese spread/aerosol cheese spray) into the crevice of a Canadian stripper's pressed labias. Typically it is consumed immediately after preparation, before expulsion from the Champagne Room occurs.

Shit-faced and starving, Jim became crestfallen when he discovered the Foxxx Hole's vending machine was completely devoid of nourishment, the only item remaining being tampons. Fortunately, Jim remembered the emergency jar of Cheez Whiz he kept in his coat's inside pocket, and, after giving Caprice his last $20, was able to satisfy his hunger with a fresh, juicy, dripping Canadian Cheesesteak, bean sprouts on the side.

by Corey McCutcheon May 22, 2008

Cheesesteak Charlie

In preparation for oral sex, the man will place a hot dog bun or torpedo roll around his penis and places cheese on top (this cheese preparation be it melted or Cheeze-Wiz is based solely on personal preference). The woman or man now precedes to perform oral sex while tasting the deliciousness of the food around it.

My girlfriend and I was enjoying my Cheesesteak Charlie, but then she bit down and I yelled, "Ouch! You bit my Charlie! It hurts!"

by The Good Sexers July 17, 2009

felix's cheesestick

-it's a cheesestick, but it belongs to felix. that is why it's special
-the reason why mr. lee yongbok of stray cheese is accused of taking the food

noE THIS IS FELIX'S CHEESESTICK

by undercover human March 8, 2019

Philly cheesesteak

It's a tasty sandwich consisting of cooked sliced steak, melted cheese, and other toppings like fried onions, peppers and mushrooms you PERVERTS! No human fluids or body parts are involved.

Pat's and Geno's are for tourists. If you want a good Philly cheesesteak, check out Tony Luke's or Steve's.

by Colonel H-mufuggin Stinkmeaner February 14, 2010

Philly Cheesesteak

The best kind of Cheesesteak you can find anywhere in the world. Don't be fooled by pizza places in the suburbs, or anywhere outside Philly that display 'Philly Cheesesteaks' on the menu, because they are usually the worst kind. Given my name, FromPhillyWitWiz, I prefer mine wit Wiz, but a true Philly Cheesesteak place will just assume American unless you specify otherwise. For best taste, hit up Jim's in the Northeast for a Cheesesteak that'll blow your mind. If a person is not from Philly, It is very obvious bacause they'll refer to it as a Cheesesteak Sandwich. A Philly Cheesesteak is not the act of ejaculating on a plain cheesesteak, that would taste horrible, therefore being a Jersey 'cheesesteak sandwich'. Don't take forever to order. "extra Wiz Witout" is a cheesesteak wit Exra cheese wiz and no fried onions. Don't order like"Hi, yes, I'd like one cheesesteak with cheesewiz and no fried onions. and can i get extra cheese on it? thankss" That's VERY Jersey, and not cool at all. They should spit on you.

Man, I'm starving, I'm gonna take the bus to Jim's right here in the Great Northeast and get the best fuckin Philly Cheesesteak there is cause Jims only has the best, and the best is only at Jims.

by FromPhillyWitWiz June 1, 2011