cheese whiz

Canned non-food item!
by Dave August 13, 2003
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cheese whiz

A rare medical disorder whereby n00bs at sex ejaculate and urinate at the same time, generally all over their fat partner's face. This medical condition was the inspiration behind the commercially successful condiment known as Cheez Whiz.
when BIlly Bob was done, Juanita had cheese whiz all down her hairy asscrack

"yo deaggg, after she finished rocking my cock i chezzed whizz all in her eyeballz"
by Jerry Slice October 16, 2007
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Cheese Whiz

This is what Ryan Ross is addicted to. Please help his addiction. Canned cheese isn’t good for anyone...does it even have cheese in it?
Unknown: Hey, did you guys get any chips?
Ryan Ross: No, but, I got cheese whiz :)
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O.K., let's say you are fuckin' this girl and she has gonoreah/clamidia and you use no jimmy-hoppers. You fuckin' try to JIZ and it comes out like cheeze wiz because of the glue-like gonno mixed with jizznads.
Dang, I pulled out after jizznads and cheese whiz was all over my dick!
by David!M! January 10, 2006
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cheese whiz

the best thing ever made.

the best thing you could dip things in.

the best gift you could give your stomache
cheese whiz is just the best thing ever invented ok
by sicker than frick July 18, 2016
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