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A rare medical disorder whereby n00bs at sex ejaculate and urinate at the same time, generally all over their fat partner's face. This medical condition was the inspiration behind the commercially successful condiment known as Cheez Whiz.
when BIlly Bob was done, Juanita had cheese whiz all down her hairy asscrack

"yo deaggg, after she finished rocking my cock i chezzed whizz all in her eyeballz"
cheese whiz by Jerry Slice October 30, 2007
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This is what Ryan Ross is addicted to. Please help his addiction. Canned cheese isn’t good for anyone...does it even have cheese in it?
Unknown: Hey, did you guys get any chips?
Ryan Ross: No, but, I got cheese whiz :)
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O.K., let's say you are fuckin' this girl and she has gonoreah/clamidia and you use no jimmy-hoppers. You fuckin' try to JIZ and it comes out like cheeze wiz because of the glue-like gonno mixed with jizznads.
Dang, I pulled out after jizznads and cheese whiz was all over my dick!
cheese whiz by David!M! January 12, 2006
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a "specimin" which adds Personality
cheese whiz adds personality.
Cheese whiz by i love cheese whiz June 16, 2010
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the best thing ever made.

the best thing you could dip things in.

the best gift you could give your stomache
cheese whiz is just the best thing ever invented ok
cheese whiz by sicker than frick July 17, 2016
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A Cheese Whiz is when a person with a penis puts it in their partner’s asshole but when he cums he slowly pulls out and spreads his Cheese Whiz all over her back in a circle repeatedly.
Hey babe, wanna do the Cheese Whiz? Not again you got it all over my feet last time
Cheese Whiz by LoveEef September 9, 2022
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Refers to farting when you pee.
Guy1: Jesus! Who just cut the cheese?
Guy2: I did! I'm taking a piss! I always fart when I piss!
Guy1: I sometimes do too! It's called a cheese whiz!

Guy1: Yours stinks worse then mine! I gettin the fuck outa here!
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