penis cheese

See: Smegma

Yo... I never thought he would be the type of guy to not take care of penis cheese, must suck not being curcumcised.

by Jody Hoagland is a fat whore August 9, 2003

penis cheese

Cheese hanging from a man's penis.

Yuck his penis cheese is yellow.

by Chodeser January 23, 2003

penis cheese

An awful smelling penis, the next morning after a night of sex. This can be caused by the girl he was with the night before has a smelly clam, but not necessarily.

I went home and took a shower right away before my girlfriend got home. Cause if she wanted to have sex, she would have smelled the penis cheese and knew I cheated on her.

by Frogboy November 7, 2007

penis cheese

Stevo has cheese and Aubrie likes to eat it

by Anonymous May 8, 2003

penis cheese harvest

The act of harvesting smegma from the fresh dick cheese plant and consuming it in a barbaric like fashion

Me and the boys after the penis cheese harvest: 🍽🤤

by FatherShmoop June 3, 2019

Islam Penis Cheese

Islam Jizz

Muhammad’s Islam Penis Cheese was tasty.

by anonymous June 6, 2021

Penis cheese

A flavorful nutty, and cheesy goo.

Tom loves to cover his singles socks in penis cheese.

by Slinging Cream August 11, 2023