charging my cock

When a man is masturbating but stops before he cums to get horny for the ugly woman.

When that woman was about to have sex with me yesterday she had a hairy butt. It was a major turnoff so I told her to hold on and I went in the bathroom and I closed my eyes while charging my cock.

by Willcom September 5, 2009

Charging Mario

To dash towards the exposed anal cavity of a woman with fist extended. Using the principle of enertia, you force your clenched knuckles into her rectum.

"Hey Barb! Lemme put on my red suspenders and I'll give you a Charging Mario!"

by E Force February 20, 2004

hard charging

A phrase used by the United States Army and United States Marine Corps to describe a member of the service who performs extremely well in terms of garrison performance, and is far above the degree of excellence expected in terms of battle related skills.

"That Sergeant Smith is one hard charging troop!"

Note - Generic name used to protect the innocent. If this is your name, first, congratulations on becoming an NCO. Secondly, there have been roughly two million people with your name and title.

by GaliemVae... oh, fuck it December 6, 2004

charging

When one is at the peak of a cocaine high. Typically used to describe the sense of euphoria and extreme confidence that accompanies cocaine usage.

Man, I've had a couple of lines of charlie and I'm fuckin' charging! I'm Charles in Charge!

by JayCee(theshhit.com) August 3, 2005

charging

When two people lay anus to anus, thus creating a blast of cosmic energy.

I'm not into spooning anymore ... let's just do some charging instead.

by Blue Waffler August 22, 2010

Charging Antelope

When one gells his pubes into horns and rams one from behind

After MB embarrassed Billy, Billy then give the ginger a Charging Antelope that then turning them both gay

by GingersChokinMakesMeGoLOLOLOL September 8, 2009

Charging Disorder

Newly discovered psychiatric disorder in which your well being and state of mind is inversely related to the amount of charge remaining on your cell phone battery.

OMG!!! I only have 18% battery left!!! Where's my fuggin charger?????

Oh man my charging disorder is outta control today!

by bgreengolf April 13, 2014