dave chappelle

An incredibly funny comedian who hosts his own show on Comedy Central. Even though his humor caters more towards urban Black-Americans, the sheer talent of Dave, and his wide variety of sketches makes his show well worth it for anyone to watch.

Next, on the Dave Chappelle Show, we focus on the days when "Keepin' It Real" goes horribly wrong.

by sarcastic March 29, 2004

Crystal Chappell

Crystal Chappell is a soap actress who has become even more widely known because of her portrayal of Olivia Spencer (on Guiding Light) and 1/2 of the supercouple Otalia.

Crystal is now currently employed on Days of Our Lives and is working closely with writer Kim Turrisi and director Hope Royaltey on their new web-based show Venice.

"Did you see how awesome Crystal Chappell was on the show yesterday? She should win an Emmy!"

"Crystal Chappell is THE goddess of daytime TV."

by K8eistrubl August 22, 2009

holy crip its a crapple

when you have no idea someone is crippled and you invite them to play baseball for your team and he comes to the field in a wheel chair

"Holy crip its a crapple"

by jesus was a hirotic February 24, 2009

Crapple

A nickname given to Apple, who makes the iMac (iCrap), iPod (CrapPod), AppleTV (CrappleTV), iPhone (CrapPhone), and iPad (CrapPad). Crapple is notorious for their capability to woo people with a shiny case and a nifty gimmick, but no other endearing qualities, often with a hefty price tag. Their computers are known for being very shiny (literally and figuratively), but having a major lack of software support, and being bragged about because of features any other computer in the world does just as well, if not better.

Also refers to the iCrap in some cases.

I wanted to play the new game that came out with my friend, but he bought a Crapple computer.

by Gandalf20000 January 30, 2010

The Dave Chappelle

The Dave Chappelle is a drinking game that involves having the following:

2 shots of Jäger
Tequila (min. 1 shot)
4 bong hits man
Beer (min. 1)
Cheeseburger

It is to be done in this order and under 15 minutes.

Remember Frank's last weekend? EZ was fucking smashed man! He did The Dave Chappelle and felt "fucking great!"

by Puedesducharlo October 9, 2011

Crapplesauce

Crapplesauce()n. Applesauce made with apples considered sub-par by apple-growers. This term pertains especially to applesauce made with Red Delicious--also known as Red Chief Apples, which produces an applesauce that is neither red, nor delicious and "tastes like crap".

"The applesauce in the cafeteria is gross!"
"They still serve crapplesauce, huh?"
"yeah. It's disgusting."

by kimbler230 January 19, 2010

Fran Chappell

A character from the BBC3 animation who used her daughters disappearence to become a celebrity.
It can also be used as a euphenism for people who try to gain personal fame off their missing child whether the child is a son or daughter e.g. Kate McCann

"Gissa job! I'll do anything! Lezza stuff, barnyard sex, anal, Ready Steady Cook, anything!" - Fran Chappell

by Adam Clarke September 18, 2007