disney channel star syndrome

when someone is a star of a disney channel show they are always on like at least 2 other ones as well. Disney channel is too cheap to hire more actors, so they use all the same ones and make stale repetative shows.

Christy Carlson romano has disney channel star syndrome.

by The LOL January 2, 2006

Disney-Channel-Syndrome

When you flip past disney channel and somehow and up watching it and cant turn away for 10 minutes

My uncle was watching tv and got disney-channel-syndrome for 20 minutes

by OhWhat? November 3, 2010

Disney Channel Singer Syndrome

When Disney tries to make an actor from one of their TV shows a popular singer by drowning their voice in autotune and giving them stupidly simple, generic lyrics to sing backed by forgettable, horrible instrumentals. Most of the time these efforts fail spectacularly and the victims are dumped by the company shortly after. Notable victims include Ross Lynch, Chyna Anne McClain, and Zendaya. The only survivor: Selena Gomez, who has had 11 top 40 hits, 5 of them hitting the top 10. Unfortunately, most of these songs suck.

Girl 1: "Have you heard Bella Thorne's new single, 'TTYLXOX'?

Girl 2: "No way, she suffers from Disney Channel Singer Syndrome."

by Arboretum July 16, 2016

channel surfing

The act of changing TV channels without finding a channel to stop on. Pressing the up or down button on the TV remote control while hoping to find something worth watching. This involuntary muscle reaction is triggered by the commercial. Sometimes the act of channel surfing becomes entertainment in and of itself. From the concept of a spending time doing tricks on a board shaped device. For males of the species, it is possible simultaneously watch two or three programs and still follow the weak attempt at a plot.

Q: What are you watching?
A: Nada dude, just channel surfing.

by RadioRay September 24, 2005

The Channel Surfer

When a woman is giving a guy head and her cooter is by his face and she say " I dont care what it is shove it in me " so the guy reaches over and grabs the remote control and quickly shoves it in her love hole , so as to not bring her attention to what it was that was just used to plesure her.

My girlfriend was giving me great head so i performed a new move i learned from my ex called The Channel Surfer.

by Shocky McShockerson January 15, 2009

Disney Channel Sitcom

See shit.

My baby just made his first Disney Channel Sitcom in the toilet!

by W.C. the Producer July 23, 2014

Women in Crisis Channel (see lifetime TV)

The cable tv channel marketed to women showing one insipid movie after another about a woman who finds herself in a compromising or dangerous situation that she barely escapes, and could have avoided altogether had she just used her head.

Hey, lets watch some washed up sitcom actresses on the Women in Crisis Channel!

by Noel S December 3, 2003