Pulling a Charise

to be attracted to someone of the opposite gender who was born a) in a different country than yours and b) at least two years after you. To carry out this action, one must make out with this individual for at least 10 minutes in a public place.

"I didn't hear from you last night."
"Yeah, sorry, I was pulling a Charise - I met these cute Belgian guys at a bar and then made out with one of them in Tompkins Park."
"Why didn't you just make out at the bar?"
"They couldn't get in, they didn't have a fake. How about you, what did you do?"
"I put the kids to bed."

by snifflebunny April 6, 2010

cumprised

the act of ejaculating prematurely and being surprised about it

Dude, the Russian hooker was giving me a great hummer. So great that before I knew it, it had cumprised and I surrendered my fifteen dollars.

by Southern Gentelman December 16, 2007

champine

the champion; winner

I'm the champine!

by The Boozle May 17, 2004

comprise

Constitute. Embody. Form. "Comprised of" is gobbledegook.

The parts comprise the whole. Players comprise a team.

by Jackscope March 11, 2010

champikey

strong alcoholic home made cider in a champane glass or wine flute

mingle with the high rollers with a refreshing cool strong glass of champikey, scrumpy cider aka the new champagne for the trendy pikey man or woman give it ago, ull be down the chippy lookin for a scrap in no time

by flebo November 17, 2010

champizel

The ethic way to say champagne.

Please pass the champizel.

by Shawn Hunt January 23, 2003

comprise

To enclose; constitute; compose

The atmosphere of morosity comprised the entire room.

by Larstait November 14, 2003