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The Chalkboard

The chalkboard is a popular sex move where a black woman and a penis is needed. First the the penis is edged for use of semen then the black woman is strapped to a wall for easy access. Then as the penis is ejaculating it is used as a piece of chalk to write math equations on the black woman.
She didn’t want me to do the chalkboard but I didn’t take no for an answer.
by Komodo Food July 10, 2023
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calgoat

A hot goat that is always red because of heat.
look at that calgoat it is so red
by Aquapig April 9, 2015
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Chalkboard

A term used to secretly tell one person that another seems to have bigger boobs then usual
"Dude, that girl is chalkboard today!!!"
"I noticed!!!"
by pSeUdOnYmduhhhhh January 27, 2009
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DJ Chalkboard Alex

Also known as DJ Unpleasant. The guy that takes everyone's fun away.
Girls- Ewww, DJ Chalkboard Alex is here tonight, what an unpleasant suprise. Let's go somewhere else.

Guys- Well, the girls are gone, so are we. For some reason, our lives revolve around what females are doing, so like a herd of livestock, we will go where they go, since that is where the tits will be.
by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021
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chalkboarding

When an ex- boyfriend or girlfriend constantly stalks and tries to find out every new detail of their former significant others life. They try to gather info from mutual friends, facebook, drive bys, etc... As if writing all of this info on a big chalkboard.
I wish my ex would quit chalkboarding me. He needs to get a life and quit stalking. Its over.
by Sally Mae 123 June 19, 2010
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Nails to my chalkboard

A saying used to display a strong hate but worst than the word hate
Colby: you know that Ian kid, I took his girl and he’s really just the nails to my chalkboard.
Friend: yeah he’s a cunt
by Colby.exe November 29, 2018
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chalkboard syndrome

Black skin so dry and ashy you can draw/ write on it.
Bob: That nigger just takes notes on his arm.
Jim: Oh he is like a walking note pad
Bod: Dude that nigger has chalkboard syndrome don't make fun of him.
by ata1234 December 26, 2014
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