Chalkboard

A term used to secretly tell one person that another seems to have bigger boobs then usual

"Dude, that girl is chalkboard today!!!"
"I noticed!!!"

by pSeUdOnYmduhhhhh January 27, 2009

DJ Chalkboard Alex

Also known as DJ Unpleasant. The guy that takes everyone's fun away.

Girls- Ewww, DJ Chalkboard Alex is here tonight, what an unpleasant suprise. Let's go somewhere else.

Guys- Well, the girls are gone, so are we. For some reason, our lives revolve around what females are doing, so like a herd of livestock, we will go where they go, since that is where the tits will be.

by The Original Agahnim May 31, 2021

chalkboarding

When an ex- boyfriend or girlfriend constantly stalks and tries to find out every new detail of their former significant others life. They try to gather info from mutual friends, facebook, drive bys, etc... As if writing all of this info on a big chalkboard.

I wish my ex would quit chalkboarding me. He needs to get a life and quit stalking. Its over.

by Sally Mae 123 June 19, 2010

Chairboarding

Riding a wheeled office chair over a smooth surface, after building up speed by running or being launched by your fellow chairboarders. A popular way of relieving stress and boredom in corporate America.

On Friday afternoons, work gives way to chairboarding throughout the white-collar world as the workforce looks to get an early start on the weekend.

by deadmaker7 September 18, 2010

Nails to my chalkboard

A saying used to display a strong hate but worst than the word hate

Colby: you know that Ian kid, I took his girl and he’s really just the nails to my chalkboard.
Friend: yeah he’s a cunt

by Colby.exe November 29, 2018

chalkboarding

When an individual is forced to listen to an endless stream of youtuber celebrity voices until the unrelenting sound of there voice becomes like fingernails on a chalkboard.

DanTDM should be in The Hague for his contribution to the chalkboarding of innocent adults.

by Norlesh November 5, 2018

chalkboard syndrome

Black skin so dry and ashy you can draw/ write on it.

Bob: That nigger just takes notes on his arm.
Jim: Oh he is like a walking note pad
Bod: Dude that nigger has chalkboard syndrome don't make fun of him.

by ata1234 December 26, 2014