Chalant

"Chalant" is a word illiterate half-wits think of when talking about the positive form of the word nonchalant, which by the way, HAS NO DIRECT POSITIVE FORM.

Guy 1 (talking about his new coworker): "yeah the new guy is pissing me off. Hes way too chalant about his job, always one-uping everyone."

Guy 2: "fuck you."

by Audi0Phil3 January 2, 2019

Chalant

Doing smth like you really care about it. The term was introduced by Dream, a well-known Minecraft YouTuber.

That’s the thing about me: I’m very chalant with my editing, and everything I do, I do very chalantly

by 1themouse March 28, 2023

Chalant

Caring, the opposite of Nonchalant

Many chinese are very chalant on the quality of their dog meat

by Oxfordliteratureandsyntax May 18, 2018

Chalante

Usually promiscuous woman who tend to use their looks to get what they want.

Chalante is a real crowd pleaser.

by WebsterChild December 20, 2016

Vom Chalant

To vomit and brazenly act as if it were not anything but de rigueur. Throwing up like it ain't no thang. Tossing one's cookies with an air of relaxation. Literally, a combination of vomit and non chalant.

DOOD: So listen, girl, I think you <yak! hwarf!!> lookin' real serious tonight, and I was wonderin' if you would be interested in accompanying me back to my crib.

DOODETTE: That was real Vom Chalant, and all, but I think I'll be fine at my own place.

by cerveaux September 23, 2006

That's So Chalant!

The opposite of the word, "Nonchalant."

An object or event so insane, it can't even be looked at correctly.

Boy: Hey, did you hear about Madonna's plastic surgery?!

Girl: Oh yeah, That's So Chalant!

by Kitsune Sendo July 16, 2009

chalant

Appearing to give a shit or a fuck.

The man was chalant as he looked down at the bullet wound that used to be his groin.

by Jackwillfred December 24, 2019