Colonie High is like your mom, so filled with douche that it's unbearable. Somehow, the school, with a huge tax base (including Central Ave. stores) manages to suck unimaginably hard.
The school offers no noteworthy classes or extracurricular activities, most of the students are either scumbags or scumbags, the best sports team is the bowling team, there is no pool, the building looks like it was built 100 years ago (it was), the bio wing always smells like dead cats, the hall monitors are huge dicks, and the administration is so dumb and slow that I'm surprised people even bother going anymore.
Compared to other local schools like Niskayuna, Shen, Shaker, and Guilderland, Colonie is like the retarded runt of the litter.
In fact, the only exciting thing about the school was the (sadly) unsuccessful bomb threat several years ago.
The only good things about the school are the teachers, and project lead the way, so don't bother getting your hopes up.
The reason I was happy during graduation was that I never had to go back to this shithole, good luck all you underclassmen!
The school offers no noteworthy classes or extracurricular activities, most of the students are either scumbags or scumbags, the best sports team is the bowling team, there is no pool, the building looks like it was built 100 years ago (it was), the bio wing always smells like dead cats, the hall monitors are huge dicks, and the administration is so dumb and slow that I'm surprised people even bother going anymore.
Compared to other local schools like Niskayuna, Shen, Shaker, and Guilderland, Colonie is like the retarded runt of the litter.
In fact, the only exciting thing about the school was the (sadly) unsuccessful bomb threat several years ago.
The only good things about the school are the teachers, and project lead the way, so don't bother getting your hopes up.
The reason I was happy during graduation was that I never had to go back to this shithole, good luck all you underclassmen!
I went to Colonie Central High School, no wonder my family and friends left me and I'm living on the streets.
by SeltzerDaddy August 6, 2010
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Kid 2: Dang, that's impressive!! Who did you guys play?
Kid 1: Bethlehem Central High School
Kid 2: nvm i take it back
Kid 2: Dang, that's impressive!! Who did you guys play?
Kid 1: Bethlehem Central High School
Kid 2: nvm i take it back
by qscgukugcsq October 23, 2022
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Get the west central high school tuna stench mug.A ghetto ass school full of nothing but ignorant white people and annoying black people. Every hall way smells like weed. And most kids have alcohol in their water bottles. Someone got fingered in the middle of the lunch room and a girl fought a security guard that still goes there. Everyone's a pervert. And the only good thing we have going for us is our performing arts and our sports. If it wasn't for that then we would honestly probably get shut down.
by princesswhitegirl April 25, 2015
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Oh he got caught for dealing weed during school? He definitely goes to Grayslake Central High School.
by Sneakysnake3333 December 5, 2018
Get the Grayslake Central High School mug.An incredibly boring school located on South Park street in Little Rock that's actually two schools in one. One features AP courses taught by brilliant teachers and is populated by Asians, Arabs, a few token blacks, and white kids who wear Sperrys/Uggs. The other is taught by coaches and angry old ladies and is almost completely black, with some exceptions. The school is currently run by a woman named Nancy who is quite fond of acting like a complete moron/bitch when the media is not looking. Oh yeah, the school gets attention from the news sometimes because, I don't know, it's historic. One of the Central student's favorite past-times is pretending they're better than other people because we have history or something.
Historic Little Rock Central High School is one of about three things to see if you're vacationing in our city for some strange reason.
At Central, our security guards are too fat to walk
At Central, our security guards are too fat to walk
by Waldorfastoria January 1, 2012
Get the Little Rock Central High School mug.North Central High School is fill led with some of the baddest bitches and the finest niggas you will ever meet y'all sleep on NC and we also got a bomb ass science program. We keep our circles small and if you need weed or carts just ask anyone they got you fs .
And most of our teacher are lame asf but some of them really really cool. There's a lot more I can say like how you can get a ratchet ass bitch with some bomb sex but I'mma leave it like dis for now and for all the youngins that don't go to North Central you a whole ass retard 🤷🏽 ♀️
And most of our teacher are lame asf but some of them really really cool. There's a lot more I can say like how you can get a ratchet ass bitch with some bomb sex but I'mma leave it like dis for now and for all the youngins that don't go to North Central you a whole ass retard 🤷🏽 ♀️
"Damn you ever been to North Central High School? "
"No but I wish I went there, I heard they school hella fun"
"No but I wish I went there, I heard they school hella fun"
by Mamas😘 August 13, 2020
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