Centipeder

Getting off on licking the blood that came from the anus from a person whose is sewn to the mouth of another person.
Dr. Hieter was such a Centipeder in the final few scenes of the movie.
by NOTForTheLittleGuy October 23, 2011
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Centipeding

When an individual shoves their head up another individuals asshole and begins to crawl around on the floor.
"Dude, my girlfriend and I tried centipeding last night. She's got a nice view up there, gotta say."
by OzzyDoesThings August 23, 2020
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centipede

This is an activity between a man and a woman that starts with a moneyshot. After the proper deposit has been made, the man grabs the women by the back of her head and proceeds to knee her in the face until all of her teeth are missing. This should be followed by releasing your partner, then immediately flexing your arms forward and down, waving them open and closed whilst screaming in the deepest voice possible, "Centipeeeede!"

In a work environment, when discussing the centipede, it may be crucial to use the lesser known term "arthropod".
"Hey, how did your date with Jen go last night?"

"Centipede!"
by cm34p4in December 14, 2008
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Centipeding

The act of shoving a centipede inside a man's penis.
Hey Arshan does your mom like it when I'm centipeding her?
by Poopiecacah July 19, 2010
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centipede handjob

when you get in a human centipede and you give a handjob in the man front of you.
Jim is front and Anne is behind a human centipede.
Jim: Please give me a centipede handjob Anne.
Anne: *mumbles, then gives one*
by GoshPoshJosh December 16, 2014
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house centipede

A harmless, yet scary-ass creature about the length of your finger that looks like it glides when it walks. It is also covered in hair and looks like it has way more legs than it does. If you spot one of these and you aren't expecting it, you will most likely shit yourself. insect bug centipede
me: "JESUS CHRIST" *runs to get large book to smush house centipede*
by Donkeytron April 24, 2007
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Centipede Fingers

The ability to type at 100 words per minute or greater. Also associated with the chatter from the keyboard on someone who can type ridiculously fast
Joe has centipede fingers. "Hey Joe take it easy on your keyboard with those centipede fingers of yours."
by yungott March 25, 2016
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