Pet Cemetery

A movie that in its original form was awesome and wicked scary, but they totally butchered it in the remake!

Hey Jess you seen the original Pet Cemetery, how does this compare? Total DUD!!!! They should give us our freakin' money back!

by South County Carrie September 24, 2019

cementedaslur

verb; To fuck a slutty whore.

person 1: The kid was so lit last night that he cementedaslur without protection.

person 2: What a dork, you should probably get checked.

by thekid1102 July 6, 2011

bong cemetery

When you call a plumber in the middle of night to unclog your sink & he sees all of the old bongs you've hoarded under your sink instead of parting ways with them.

me: "Yeah, not sure what happened, I do my best not to put random shit down the sink"
plumber: "Random shit is good, especially this bong cemetery you got going on down here"
me: "If weed is what is causing the clog, we can revive those bad boys"
plumber: "Deal!"

by GlazeHer November 23, 2015

Cemetery Porn

The act of watching very cringeworthy videos, pictures, memes, or kids who discovered the internet and very lowkey enjoying it to the point where it becomes a fetish.

"I know this MineCraft playthrough belongs in Hell, but I still came three times while watching this three hour uncut video"
"I think I have a fetish for cemetery porn"

by DrinksToForget(AlwaysRemembers February 26, 2017

sementery

The piles of tissues next to the bed from being a lazy chronic masturbator

All those tissues laying around the bed are looking like a sementery full of ghosts

by Mi sofakingweetodded November 23, 2016

cemetery

Something that people are dying to get into.

Look, it's the cemetery. I bet people are dying to get in there.

by DoomMan83 October 20, 2014

cemetery

place where all dem dead people sleep

i burried grama pearl in the cemetery

by weirdo June 23, 2003