lost brain cells

In stan twitter ‘losing brain cells’ means: when a person says something so stupid that you automatically lose a brain cell.

Person 1: is the “ee” in “pee” silent?

Person 2: oh my fucking god i just lost my last two brain cells! (i just lost brain cells)

by apb01 June 12, 2018

collusionist

A “Collusionist” is basically than same exact thing as a “Conspiracy Theorist”. The largest distinction differentiating the two is that the “Collusionist” are considered as a much more highly reliable and credible expert. Their views and positions are all based on true actual data as when compared to the “Conspiracy Theorist”. Which in turn, their views should always be regarded or addressed to as them being off their Medications and if they are not presently taking any Medications, they need to be immediately prescribed as to conform to the true “Collusionist’s” Pre-Approved Stance on the issue being currently discussed.

The “Collusionist’s” Research and Data, is also notably regarded for their accuracy relating to any controversial subject matter. These Individuals, Groups or Societies can be often be seen, heard or read about and are frequently much quoted as such on all the major Mainstream Media(MSM) News Outlets present today.

The word “Collusionist” being used properly in a sentence;

“I am not a Conspiracy Theorist, I am a Collusionist…, there’s big difference!”

by mMGRHMow March 10, 2017

dead cells

Dead Cells is a Rougelike-Metroidvania video game developed and published by Motion-Twin in which you explore procedurally generated areas and gather random loot from RNG, Or Random Number Generator and defeat bosses for runes, granting permanent abilities, enabling access to areas previously unreachable, and after death, restarting in a newly procedurally generated set of areas and doing it all over again

Guy 1: Dude, i heard you like rougelike-metroidvania games?
Guy 2: Yeah, know any good ones?
Guy 1: You should check out Dead Cells, it rocks!

by The_Poison_Gamer January 6, 2020

collusionist

A “Collusionist” is basically than same exact thing as a “Conspiracy Theorist”. The greatest distinction differentiating the two is that the “Collusionist” are considered as a much more highly reliable and credible expert source.

“I am not a Conspiracy Theorist, I am a Collusionist…, there’s big difference!”

by willabimjjrmbhnjzdrfmnjzyfhm March 11, 2017

celluwhore

(N). 1. A person who talks on a cell phone in an inappropriate place, causing a disruption to the people around them, thus negating the purpose of talking on one in the first place.

2. One who talks loudly on a cell phone in a public place about trivial stuff to feel/sound important. Used as a fake symbol of status.

I was shopping in the grocery aisle when I was bombarded by this loud obnoxious celluwhore who was shouting his grocery list into the phone.

by boggler October 21, 2005

collusionist

A “Collusionist” is basically than same exact thing as a “Conspiracy Theorist”. The greatest distinction differentiating the two is that the “Collusionist” are considered as a much more highly reliable and credible expert souce. Their views and positions are all based on true actual data as when compared to the “Conspiracy Theorist”. Which in turn, their views should always be regarded or addressed to as them being off their Medications.

The word “Collusionist” being used properly in a sentence;

“I am not a Conspiracy Theorist, I am a Collusionist…, there’s big difference!”

by mMGRHMow March 11, 2017

Cellulite Tetris

When two overweight people attempt to have sex.

Hey chubbs, how bout a game of Cellulite Tetris?

by Aggressive Neutrality December 10, 2010