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cellulite

Actually a myth; "cellulite" describes more of a look of fat than the actual fat itself. Fat is fat, the only way to get rid of it is through diet and exercise.

The look of "cellulite" is that of cottage cheese, which is actually caused by the sporadic connection between the skin and the muscle.
"I should use cellulite cream to get rid of my fat."
"No, you fat bitch, get off your ass and exercise, don't waste your money."
by Hazel October 31, 2004
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celluline

The marks made on the back of your legs when you sit on a chair for too long in short shorts or a short skirt.
I got a really bad celluline in lectures today.

Look at the back of Kylie’s legs - that’s bad celluline, man.
by simburg April 21, 2019
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cellulite queen

a true thing of beauty, the other definitions are just wrong. There is not anything sexier than seeing a woman with a lot of cellulite and watching it jiggle all over when she moves. This is especially true when bbw's show off their body in a skimpy bikini and let all their cellulite show on their booty. It signifies what all women should try to look like.
Everytime i see my girlfriend take off her panties, i get an enormous hard-on from seeing her thunder thighs and all her cellulite that is all over her ass. She is a true cellulite queen because her legs and buttocks are covered with cottage cheese.
by bbw lover88 July 2, 2007
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Cellulite Eclipse

Unpleasant bar scene phenomenon that occurs when one is observing a beautiful woman from a distance. Then her larger than usual friend moves in between the two parties to obstruct ones line of vision resulting in an uncomfortable view of cellulite and a decreased possibility of dialog between the two parties
Tom: "Dude, check out that sweet biscuit over there at the bar"

Pete: "Dude, I can't see anything right now, her fatty friend is causing a cellulite eclipse".
by wallacj3 March 31, 2009
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collusive

The act of trading players (in secret) in a fantasy league, so that you "stack" a certain team, to benefit one of the managers so that this team becomes a dominant force, also know as conniving. By the way I did it, it's illgeal to do.
"Wow, Ryan and Nick are really good at the collusive crap, were getting screwed."
by Nicholas K. May 3, 2006
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cellulites: salvation

A Facebook meme group full of edgy cunts created by Carl Ludwig Sherburne. It boasts over 40,000 members. They refer to themselves as “cells” and use language found on 4Chan boards, like inb4 and op.

Posts range from Furry Fridays to Creating Your Star Wars Band with 15 dollars.
by AnonymousUser- January 4, 2018
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cellurize

1. a slang term, used as a comand in order to have someone call you on your cell phone.
2. "call me"
3. "cell it"
"out with my friends, cellurize" (as away message)
by caroline, melanie, katie June 11, 2005
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