celebro

a person who hangs out only with celebrities to get profits from the acquaintance;

Jim won't come with us, he doesn't hang out with people like you and me. He won't even look at you unless you were on the cover of a fashion magazine or something. He's a total jerk and a celebro.

by KurtSteinerPL January 9, 2012

celeron dual core

A dual core version of the Intel Celeron

The processor in my computer has an Intel Celeron Dual core

by ZombieHerobr1ne November 13, 2014

celeron

A synonym for shit. The guy who owns Intel was most likely on crack when he created it. Celeron = Shit

"Hey Jack, you're a celeron!"

by YO-mama366 December 22, 2007

celebrony

A celebrity with no discernable talent who only receives attention ironically

Paris Hilton, Ally Hilifiger, and the entire Real World Cast.

by rx277 December 4, 2003

Celeron

The Intel CPU my shitty school laptops use. Celeron is trash. It's only ok for the most basic of sh*t.

Don't buy Celeron. It's bad. If you still want an Intel CPU, at least get an i3. That's MUCH better.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 2, 2022

celeron

The white trash processor.

Y'all look at me new Celeron!. Et only cost me 4 bushels of hay and my daughter!

by HugTheDookie November 6, 2006

celeron

Cheapest intel CPU and quite bad. Later generations are still as bad as eating actual dogs.

"Hey! I got a Celeron G3950!"
"Meh. I have a Pentium G4560 and a i7-7700k."
"But I paid with 900 dogs!"
"You are still eating cat food, cats and RAM. A i3-530 could demolish it"

by WhyDoTheseExistNow March 28, 2017