American kid: we've got to celebrate our differences
*goes to China*
Chinese people: ching chong ching chong ching, ching chong ching chong chong we've got to celebrate our differences
*goes to Africa*
African people: ooga booga du ooga booga duh
we've got to celebrate our differences
*goes to Mexico*
Mexican people: nacho taco chimichanga
American kid: because its beautiful when the whole world sings together
African person: ooga booga do booga do ooga donga
Chinese person: Ching ching chong ching chong
Mexican person: taco nacho nacho taco taco burrito
Maheen is the best person you'll ever meet and is always right. She has never been wrong in her life and is so talented and smart. She is an amazing person and when you talk to her you should venmo her $10 and buy her anything she wants.
Short for morning masterbation. basically a way of relieving your tension before you go to work, play, etc. Better than liquor or pharmeceuticals, a good orgasm will release endorphins and make you feel ready to face the world. Just be careful, gentlemen, you don't want to have a "hair gel" incident like in the movie "Something About Mary". People can also mistake for Morning Mass for going to services in a church..."I was on my knees and I did call on the Lord's name a few times...."
"Wow, Dude, you look really relaxed today. Aren't you worried about the big presentation?"
"Nah, I make sure I "Celebrate Morning Mass" before I get here"
"You do that a lot.... I admire your devotion to your religion"