Bob Marley CD's

code phrase for marijuana. "Listening" is also substituted for "smoking" said marijuana in this context.

"Hey guys, do you want to go listen to some Bob Marley CD's?"

by N0Lif3 October 23, 2008

Megan's Law CD's

These are CD's containing the names and addresses and social security numbers and other identifers of those convicted of any conduct an extreme right wing, neofascist majority wishes to define as any sex offense. This is a specific category of humans targeted for sub-human treatment and status by a modern day lynch mob. Being seen naked by a peeping Tom or Toni, through your own window, could make you into a sex offender, and, thereafter, you will be equated with those who molest little children and then murder them. The issuance of the Megan's Law CD is to ensure and even encourage societal vigilanteeism and vengeance, while officially discouraging it with idle threats of prosecutions that will never be brought. Megan's Law is a societal overreaction to a horrible reality society is causing--sex offenders--and it a by-product largely of hysteria fanned by law enforcement and extreme right wing politicos who wish to capitalize on the climate of fear they say they will save you from with even harsher and more severe, Draconian, modern-day Blue Laws. The Megan's Law CD is the 21st Century equivalent of the Witch Hunts of Salem. It doesn't protect the public it only creates a niche for imposing targeted but condoned cruelty, often against marginalized citizens with severe health care needs but no real threat to society.

Nancy: Did you get your Megan's Law CD's information today?
Betty: Yeah, sure did, now I can go and get that sick pervert on the other side of town and destroy his life! I feel so powerful!
Nancy: What did he do?
Betty: Well, he's a sex offender, that must mean he raped a little infant and cut off her head, after torturing the poor thing for six months!
Nancy: Ah, well, he was, ah, arrested for indecent exposure--he was nekkid on his front lawn, tanked.
Betty: So what! That sick pervert! I want him slaughtered!

by Mrs. Sajuaro September 22, 2006

2 CD's

The most lengest of all deez nuts jokes.

I've got some records and 2 cd's at home, u want some....
2 CD's nuts jiggling in your mouth.

by WibbleWobbleJigglyFatPompus January 26, 2022

eating cd's

When a singer sings a song live and it sounds like a studio version

omg she sounds so good, shs must be eating cd's

by donutuseurealname May 8, 2019

2 cd's

1. Two compact discs
2. To see deez nutz!

Do you want 2 cd's?
Sure...
2 cd's nutz in yo mouth beeyatch

by DMan July 30, 2006

cd settings

When u go to the beach with ur wife juss say CD settings advice from V9

"Kyle when your with your wife just tap on her shoulder at the beach and say CD settings, trust me Kyle"

by Venomous bop October 26, 2019

C-D'S-NUTZ

When referring to your male genitilia in a comical way.

John: did you see the new cd?
Bill: No i did not
John: well you can C-D's-NUTZ!!!
Bill: goood one bro, you got me good
John: so you want to see them or not?
Bill: dude, you're a queer
John: :)

by LUIS O November 8, 2008