Cazenovia College

A very small school in a town called Cazenovia. The only commercial places in the town include subway and McDonalds and you have to walk about a mile and a half to get to McDonalds, which isn't even worth it because the whole time school is in session its about 0 degrees outside. Cazenovia has the worst winters so it's always snowing and you're constantly ruining your suede boots!

And by all means, DO NOT listen to the tour guides. They LIE. They will make the school seem 100 times better than it really is and tell you how great the cafeteria is (btw it's the worst food I've ever had in my life, I can't believe it's actually edible) and they say that they will take you to the Syracuse mall whenever you want to, which is a lie because they rarely have mall trips.

Do not come here if you are looking for a good time. BEWARE Don't even bother going on a tour. They will lie and make you think it's an entirely different place than it really is.

Cindy: "I'm hungry"
Bill: "That's too bad because the cafeteria closes at 6!"
Cindy: "Why is that?"
Bill: "I have no idea, we pay $30,000 to go to Cazenovia College and I really do wonder where that money is going"
Cindy: "WHY DID I COME HERE!!!" WASTE OF TIME AND MONEY!! THIS SCHOOL ISN'T EVEN IMPRESSIVE!

by collegechickka May 17, 2009

Cazenovia

A small town in Upstate New York. There are more cows than people in this town, and the many towns outside of it that go to the same school district. Nobody in this town has ever heard of an orthodontist. Everyone here is related somehow because nobody ever leaves this town, and just inbreeds. You might as well live in a bubble if you live in Cazenovia. Nobody has ever heard of Cazenovia unless you have had the misfortune of being born here.

"I was driving to Syracuse and I passed through this wicked crappy town".
"Must of been Cazenovia."

by getmeoutofhere69 October 1, 2012

Cazed 2.0

Imma fail nnn
Don’t you cazed 2.0
Tf is cazed 2.0 and is it better then cazed?
No

Don’t be cazed 2.0 be smart

by CazedAndDonfusedBeast January 7, 2022

tamara cazer

A fucking amazing person who is loving, fun to be around, is loyal, and would die for you. She is a talented individual. Who ever she is in love with, she loves them whole heartedly.

That person is such a Tamara Cazer!

by Satan's child December 14, 2013

sweet cazelle

Exclamatory statement of surprise, excitement, and gratitude when discovering a small unexpected coincidence (or miracle) that is very advantages for achieving a goal, usually discovered while actively trying to achieve the goal.

Sweet Cazelle!

by Daveblaze March 21, 2022

Cazenovian Cad

1. An upper-middle class yuppie parent, that often lives in New York but leaves their son and/or daughter to be raised in Cazenovia, New York. These parents often brag about their little products (i.e. children) that they only see on odd weekends and holidays. Sometimes shortened to Caz Cad, but this version usually implies a yuppie who has older children that go to Cazenovia College.

She's a Cazenovain Cad and recites the Cazenovian Caddish on the holidays.
Translation: She's a snob and feels obligated to visit her children on the holidays.

by David Silverman December 14, 2008

Cazenovia

The name for all boring small towns in general. Frequently in upstate New York. Very preppy, obsessed with lakes and skiing, think they are good at lacrosse, and are white trashy.

"Last night I was in the most boring small town ever!"

"Haha what a Cazenovia!"

by EpicBaggage May 21, 2009