coattail cowboy

One who excels at the act of coattailing. A professional coattailer.

After my presentation, the coattail cowboy was trying to take credit for my work.

by MowMow February 3, 2015

coattail rider

(n.) Usually male, a person who tries to leverage previous face time to sleep with or "date" someone that's been involved with a friend.

Bob only met Sarah because I was dating her, and as soon as we broke up, he asked her out. What a coattail rider.

by Inox October 17, 2006

catmailed

the result of being both catfished and blackmailed via webcam on social media or online dating websites. this epidemic has already taken off in Asia and is rapidly expanding to the Western world

Wong was trolling around online and thought he met a hot babe on Chatroulette. Little did he know he'd soon be taking out a fat stack of caysh because he just got catmailed by a dude.

by Catmailer February 26, 2013

Cat tail

When a man wakes up and finds his erection protruding from the front pocket of his FTL's.

Dude, I woke and didn't know my cat tail was showing through my FTLs,Jan saw it, so she sucked my cock.

by PooBone October 18, 2013

UK captail

A penis, dick, cock..Whichever.

Origins:

Created by AdamTheAlien on a live (and drunken) BlogTV podcast by Tom Milsom aka Hexachordal and Declan Proud aka Moohalaa.

One of the people chatting said he had a 9 inch dick and lived in the "UK captail". AdamTheAlien said that it officially now meant a COCK.

Aeternus_Norem was there to witness that moment.

Hexachordal has a UK captail that has a girth of 5 and a half inches.

I Love UK captail.

by Norem January 3, 2010

cattails

long skinny breasts, usually unbraed ,hanging breasts

please put a bra on those cattails!

by darose February 4, 2010

cactail

when you are laughing so hard you fall on the ground and start rolling around in pain, but cannot stop laughing no matter how hard you try. ( you may tear due to pain.)

I went cactail the other day when Bob got sacked and fell off the deck.

by Camgram July 4, 2005