Catrick is a type of ragamuffin cat who enjoys hanging out with little tabby cats and curly haired owners. He typically has a fluffy tail, and likes to play fetch with cable ties.
by StephanieBear September 20, 2013
Get the Catrick mug.When a cat decides to sit on a person's lap, "locking" the person to their seat and hindering that person from moving about to complete chores or errands.
It is virtually impossible to escape or undo the catlock without being a complete asshole to the cat, so the person is usually forced to remain stationary for a long while. The only polite way to remove a catlock is to wait for it to remove itself.
It is virtually impossible to escape or undo the catlock without being a complete asshole to the cat, so the person is usually forced to remain stationary for a long while. The only polite way to remove a catlock is to wait for it to remove itself.
Harold, can you go take out the garbage?"
"Sorry, Hon, but old Tiger just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonnahave to go do it."
"Oh, Harold."
"Brad, can you go do the dishes?"
"Sorry, Babe, but old Max just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonnahave to go do it."
"Really, Brad...?"
"Rick, can you go get the door?"
"Sorry, Dear, but old Fluffy just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonnahave to go do it."
"Goddamnit, Rick."
"Andrew, can you go clean Snowball's litter box?"
"..."
"ANDREW?"
"Fine, fine. The ONE time I need a catlock..."
"Sorry, Hon, but old Tiger just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonnahave to go do it."
"Oh, Harold."
"Brad, can you go do the dishes?"
"Sorry, Babe, but old Max just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonnahave to go do it."
"Really, Brad...?"
"Rick, can you go get the door?"
"Sorry, Dear, but old Fluffy just decided to catlock me. Looks like you're gonnahave to go do it."
"Goddamnit, Rick."
"Andrew, can you go clean Snowball's litter box?"
"..."
"ANDREW?"
"Fine, fine. The ONE time I need a catlock..."
by Jon B-C January 25, 2014
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You. "Dude, he's a Catlikker and he thinks it's a sin if he skips out."
You. "Dude, he's a Catlikker and he thinks it's a sin if he skips out."
by Janpensmither July 1, 2010
Get the Catlikker mug.East Midlands slang term for a very brief wash, usually by either a small child that hates washing: a man just home from work that goes straight out to the pub, having had a very quick 'hands and face' wash or when a mother wipes chocolate off her childs face using a bit of spit and a hankerchief,
in short a very quick but effective face wash, named in honour of when a cat licks the side of its paw to clean its face with.
in short a very quick but effective face wash, named in honour of when a cat licks the side of its paw to clean its face with.
I'll just nip home quick, drop the car off, have a shit in a piss time and a cat lick, get changed then I'll meed you in the Lamb and Flag for some serious beer caning.
by mr Cunninlinguist October 26, 2012
Get the CAT LICK mug.Catlicia's are typically extremely talented gamers, with a keen sense of positioning and gun skill in pretty much all video games they play. They usually play first-person shooter type games in the TDM, SND or Battle Royale genre. The main thing, however, that makes a catlicia stand out is the incredible aim they have against other players, its almost as if they never miss a shot, at any angle.
And of course one should always make sure to use code: catlicia whenever possible.
And of course one should always make sure to use code: catlicia whenever possible.
Dude, that guy is insane at this game. He is destroying the entire lobby.
He is like another catlicia.
He is like another catlicia.
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Get the catlicia mug.Calick is a Twitch Streamer and Youtuber mostly known for Minecraft that blew up on TikTok. He is very good at coding things into a Minecraft world and is just a funny person to watch in general.
A fellow stream watcher "Who's your favorite streamer to watch?"
Me"Calick, you should check him out"
Me"Calick, you should check him out"
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