Catbert

The evil HR Director of Dilbert's company aka jAYjAY >.> Many people want Catbert dead :(

God Damn It Just Die Already

by jAYjAY November 27, 2004

cancertainment

All the screwball politics, bureaucratic bullshit, evil healthcare/HMOs, co-pays, premiums, corporations, the impossible labyrinths they send you through. This also includes the dinner time conversations with family, daily chit chat with friends as well as all the chemo therapy, drug treatments, MRIs, and the rest of the long list of things you have to go through when you have cancer. Almost totally non existent with socialized medicine.

I just love the cancertainment of getting old. All the trips to the hospital, medical bills, co pays and grieving. So much for the golden years. Sometimes I wish I move to Canada.

by FreakCitySF September 8, 2009

cancert

A concert that gives all proceeds to cancer treatment or research charities or hospitals of any kind.

"Yo dude did you go to the Wicked Thirsty cancert?"
"Yeah, they gave all the money they made to Saint Jude's"
"Rad"
Rad"

by peril912 May 29, 2016

Catterton

1. Sloth-like, couch is most likely best friend. Like an ARMY General he earns stripes but in the art of gaming not war. He is extremely well endowed. He can release his gag reflex on demand and utilizes this skill to not only consume unhealthy amounts of alcohol but to cock gobble.

Did you see Heather Brooke catterton that dick?

by Jeff Williamson January 22, 2009

Cancertard

A cancerous retard. This is used loosely, as it applies to anyone who is both cancerous and extremely stupid.

Augh, that feminazi is such a cancertard..

Why are 12 year olds on COD always such cancertards?

by CromBomb August 17, 2016

catbert

People who live in Canada and aren't gay.

Canada is very lacking of Catbert's

by Catbert May 25, 2003

Carcert

Listening to a Live concert CD in your car while driving.

Girl: I don't want to get out of my car! I'm in the middle of a great carcert!

by Lazy A March 9, 2009