a morning ritual wherein a furry individual presents his or her anus to a second party who is sleeping soundly. Should the second party fail to arise, the "house catter" firmly presses his or her crusty anus against the nose and/or mouth of the recipient. Masturbation on the part of the catter is optional but encouraged.
by emmerbembu September 30, 2011
House Cat is a very emotional animal. She usually listens to bipolar music. House Cats are terrible people sometimes, and then they act all high another minute later. House Cat is a good person but doesnt realize it. I love house cat. House Cat is a ninga, and she has AIDs. She is a pretty cool person. House Cats love fire. One might even call her a bit of a pyro. She needs mental help, but dont we all? I love this chick, she's my bestfriend. House Cats are annoying sometimes though. She wont do anything to hurt somebody, only emotionaly. House Cats are very kind people, and theyre awesometasticc. Even though they have terrible taste in guys. Speccifically guys named Justyn. Nobody likes Justyn. He's a terrible person and House Cat is wayyyyy too good for him!
Person1-'Dude who's that chick over there hanging out with that dick, Justyn?'
Person-'Yo, thats a House Cat!'
Person1-'Man she's hot! But that guys Justyn is a loser!'
Person-'Yo, thats a House Cat!'
Person1-'Man she's hot! But that guys Justyn is a loser!'
by xxchiaratxx April 27, 2010
Hey James, dude you're so lucky to have some in house cat at home. Dude who are you kidding?! Me too!
by Googleyes July 03, 2015
a girl that hangs out at the frat house all the damn time and has probably slept with most of the brothers
by polish princess September 20, 2005
A domesticated man who no longer gets to participate in fun activities outside of those activities preapproved by his female mate.
by HomerHatesSalad April 02, 2008
A freind or girlfreind of a guy who hangs around at his house, particularly when he is not even home, always has tons of bullshit stories, and no matter what you are talking about, he or she has done it, or knows someone who has. This person is also generally not welcome by other freinds.
by T Grave July 13, 2008
The Bengal house cat is new to the world of pet lovers as a lovable blob. stammering the price-tag worthy of a bathroom remodel these cats are not anything to wave your check book at, unless that is you are interested in a cat that likes ignoring you and clawing on your couch instead of the huge claw stand you got for her.
Ummm, dude your Bengal house cat is on top of the house.
(Me) "Here kitty kitty!"(Bengal house cat)"ExCuse me? Peasant."
(Me) "Here kitty kitty!"(Bengal house cat)"ExCuse me? Peasant."
by ATreeNamedGroot January 10, 2018