The state of being completely inebriated.  The term 'castled' is a combination of the German word schloss which means castle and the term sloshed which means very drunk. Additionally, the term 'castled' is based loosely around the term housed for getting very drunk. When one gets castled they are a step up from getting housed as castles are larger than houses, implying that getting castled is drunker than getting housed.
Ace: Dude, what happenned last night? Did you tag that fugly chick??
Gary: I don't think so, no one was in my bed when I woke up but i can't be sure; I was totally castled last night.
Ace: Gary look at Jimmy, he is so castled right now he can't even keep his head up.
Gary: I don't think so, no one was in my bed when I woke up but i can't be sure; I was totally castled last night.
Ace: Gary look at Jimmy, he is so castled right now he can't even keep his head up.
by Chase23 November 10, 2007
 Get the Castledmug.
Get the Castledmug. "Temple of Fiends."
"But that's a temple, not a castle."
"A temple's a kind of castle"
"That's all this book says. Over and Over, for hundreds of pages.
Yes. I know.
How foolish of me.
Yes. I know."
"But that's a temple, not a castle."
"A temple's a kind of castle"
"That's all this book says. Over and Over, for hundreds of pages.
Yes. I know.
How foolish of me.
Yes. I know."
by The Entertainer May 12, 2010
 Get the Castlemug.
Get the Castlemug. Verb (to castle)
The act of supplementing one’s pint of ale or stout with some form of hard spirit, traditionally a whisky. The glass containing spirit sits alongside the pint, separately.
A punter of a drinking establishment who has a pint and a separate spirit on the go, simultaneously, is said to be drinking "castle kingside".
The term is derived from the chess move of the same name, whereby the king is moved two squares towards a rook (castle) on the player's first rank, then the rook is moved to the square over which the king crossed. The outcome leaves the king and rook side-by-side.
The act of supplementing one’s pint of ale or stout with some form of hard spirit, traditionally a whisky. The glass containing spirit sits alongside the pint, separately.
A punter of a drinking establishment who has a pint and a separate spirit on the go, simultaneously, is said to be drinking "castle kingside".
The term is derived from the chess move of the same name, whereby the king is moved two squares towards a rook (castle) on the player's first rank, then the rook is moved to the square over which the king crossed. The outcome leaves the king and rook side-by-side.
Josh: “You getting another round in Tom?”
Tom: “Yeah mate, same again?”
Josh: “Yeah. Castle mine if you will. I’ll slip you a fiver later.”
Tom: “Yeah mate, same again?”
Josh: “Yeah. Castle mine if you will. I’ll slip you a fiver later.”
by thebigthree March 8, 2020
 Get the Castlemug.
Get the Castlemug. A castle is a large stone structure used in midieval times to protect against an oncoming force. Most lords and knights had one. Although castles were built to accomodate all of the people of the land in case of an invasion, people seldom lived in them, as they were cold, damp, and dreary.
In this day and age, though, it is possible to build a castle that is quite comfy to live in thanks to modern tecnology.
Most people who live in castles also have a collection of swords.
In this day and age, though, it is possible to build a castle that is quite comfy to live in thanks to modern tecnology.
Most people who live in castles also have a collection of swords.
Oh, no! The Black Knights are attacking! Quickly, let us hasten to our castle to defend against this menace!
by EpicTFOL July 9, 2012
 Get the Castlemug.
Get the Castlemug. AKA White castle, heaven on earth. Home to stoners, drunks, and hungry people. They sell burgers by the 30 piece!
by DanS54321 May 23, 2005
 Get the The Castlemug.
Get the The Castlemug. Will castle. Wow. He is such an amazing boy. He is the funniest person you will ever meet. He’s so caring and nice but only if he likes you. He calls everyone a hacker because that’s just what he does. he also likes saying “gotcha bitch” in a weird tone but it makes us all laugh. He plays hockey and has the best smile i’ve ever seen. it’s so wise it goes to his eyes. He wears glasses that make him look EVEN BETTER. He’s just in all a great guy.
by i’m cooler than you February 27, 2019
 Get the Will Castlemug.
Get the Will Castlemug. “Where we dropping boiss!?”
“How about the castle?”
“No, tilted towers is where the gay tryhards go, and we aren’t tryhards yet.”
“How about the castle?”
“No, tilted towers is where the gay tryhards go, and we aren’t tryhards yet.”
by Lil Trump May 18, 2018
 Get the Castlemug.
Get the Castlemug.