Castle

The slang nickname for the tallest building in tilted towers in the game fortnite

“Where we dropping boiss!?”
“How about the castle?”
“No, tilted towers is where the gay tryhards go, and we aren’t tryhards yet.”

Castle by Lil Trump May 18, 2018

castle

A person who might be a sloth but you don't really know until you see the fur on the upper (and lower if you're lucky) lip.

That sloth is such a Castle. Sloth. Sloth. Sloth. Castle. Upper lip. Castle. Lower lip. Fur. Castle.

castle by Long Duck Don(g) Johnson October 3, 2007

Castle

A residence not surrounded by a moat is not a castle. A resident who doesn't have a crown is not a king, especially not a resident who pays rent every month. Being pretentious has to be nice, but at some point you know where you stand.

The closest thing to a castle some folks have been inside was the Biltmore Estate. People not wanting to rent an apartment or buy a house don't usually tour the place as a castle, and they wouldn't call it one. Still, castles are interesting places to think about, but basing an action off a pretend reality is not a good practice.

Castle by Solid Mantis January 24, 2018

Castle

Aka Lloyd Philips
Aka Tomtum

A sock puppet who de-ramps investments (pathetically) to buy low.

Trolls bulletin boards 24/7, 7 days a week and has no life.
A lowlife scum, keyboard warrior who fakes being wheelchair bound to lure his prey.

Hey man, she said "no!"... don't be a "castle" and risk jail time.
Guys, we'd better buy more of this stock as castle is commenting on it!

Castle by GenuineInvestor July 12, 2022

Castle

a curse word for someone who doesn’t touch grass, one who only plays fortnite and roblox all day. MUST be capitalized like a name if you’re calling someone it though.

“god, you’re such a Castle, man.. stop gaming all day.”

Castle by theactualbrainrotking December 1, 2025

Castle Learning 

An online testing program designed by sadists to make students cry and used by teachers who are too lazy to write their own tests. Each question is presented with four choices to chose from and upon confirming your answer, the system with freeze for a random amount of time, in hopes of increasing your heart rate higher than it already is, before telling you that you are wrong.

Student: Did you see there was a Castle Learning due last night at 11:59 pm?
Friend: Yeah, I got a 79%. Most of the stuff we never learned and Yahoo Answers didn't always have the question.
Student: Well, I didn't do it at all.

Castle Learning by Tells-Many-Truths July 5, 2016

Castle Bravo 

A massive defecation with a detonation yield equivalent to the Castle Bravo hydrogen bomb detonated at Bikini Atoll in 1954. Like the bomb, a Castle Bravo always results in a higher than expected detonation, leading to the destruction of all structures within a 10 mile radius and six decades of irreversible contamination from the subsequent fallout.

James: Did I just feel the house vibrate?
Ryan: Yeah, Adrian just set off a Castle Bravo in the bathroom. We've got 15 seconds to reach minimum safe distance.

Castle Bravo by In Amber Clad February 12, 2013