casket jockey

a pallbearer

Joe is going to be a casket jockey for the funeral.

by plowe1122 July 31, 2009

cotton casket

1. A name for a "dutch oven".

-When two people are lying in bed and one of them farts, then pulls the blanket over the others head.

After sex lastnight, my husband put me in a cotton casket. Bastard!

by Deedubyah April 27, 2011

banjo in a casket

when you drop some timber and are so eager to show it to your special someone that you rip out the toilet and show them

" dude joe gave his tessa a banjo in a casket last nite" "I heard she liked it so much that they did it on the toilet"

by Turdfasay McGee April 30, 2009

casket sharp

to be extremely well dressed.

You know how when people are buried they are often put away in their sharpest suit. Ex. Two buddies are about to go to a formal affair and one shows up to pick up the other instead of saying "boy u kleen" you would say "nigga unis casket sharp"

by Monkeytown3 September 1, 2006

casket stuffer

A useless bag of skin and teeth who will never amount to anything. They're better off being 6 feet under where at least they wont be siphoning oxygen from productive members of society.

Man! That Jamal is gonna grow up to be a real casket stuffer. He's just like his father.

by Casket stuffer September 13, 2017

doublewide casket

An extremely obese gainer who just lays around eating and get effed until they die.

That Selah Rain is a doublewide casket that I would love to crawl into sometime.

by Ranchgirls January 15, 2023

Meat Casket

A derogatory term used to describe the rotten filthy vagina of a slutty bitch.

A disgusting piece of snatch.

A pussy that has been used-up and worn-out so badly, that any cock placed inside of it will surely perish.

"Hey Frog, what the fuck is that smell?"..."Well, I think stephanie passed out in the corner with her legs open, and the funk from her meat casket is wafting through the room."

"Hey Chris, you should go in the bedroom and get a piece of ass from Sherry. She is fucking everyone tonight!"..."Man, there is no way I am sticking my cock into that meat casket of hers."

by Mr. North March 27, 2009