carsten

n. pl. carstens. hottest girl in america. not a guy, even though some danish people might so.

oh man, I wish I could be carsten, she is sooo amazing at life.

by marco March 28, 2005

Carsten

The sort of person to leave tortilla chips all over their bedroom floor, order electronics wholesale from china, and “accidentally” send you links to porn. Overall though he’s wonderful person who just wants everyone to be happy and content. He’ll go far out of his way just to make your day a bit more bearable. Be forewarned though, he’s awful at keeping secrets!

Damn, i’m so glad i got with Carsten, he’s a real keeper!

by lemon jelly! November 21, 2019

Carsten

Carsten, or Karsten, is a name that depicts the literal meaning of shit. Its use is widespread across the world as a synonym for human feces. Over the years the word has also been used in the context of vomit, among other gross phenomenons.

Dude, i just took the biggest "carsten" the world has ever seen.

Yo Henrik, you're so sexy and handsome. You're way cooler than the rest of the school, they're all carstens.

by dachtata August 24, 2020

Carsten

Super fast athletic guy. Always training in the gym wit the ladies. He's always pulling the best in the crib.

Hey, what's happening in the gym.
I betcha Carsten's hitting on the baddies.

by superflyingdoge May 27, 2024

Carsten Stahl

A German Detective covered in tattoos in his early fifties who always gives you a second chance

Carsten Stahl is about beat your ass
Carsten Stahl is performing ,,Zugriff”
Carsten Stahl has just given you 3 seconds to think

by Ishowleder88 March 30, 2023

The Carsten

A sexy lil jamaican boi.

Ben: I want to sleep with the Carsten tonight.
Brett: Let me sleep with him first please.
Socky: I will sleep with you instead of the Carsten.

Brett: Okay Ben I will sleep with Socky tonight and then Carsten tomorrow night I guess.
Ben: As long as I get to touch the Carsten TONIGHT!!!!!!!

by bluke69 March 27, 2019

dirty carsten

the action of getting lost in the eyes of a girl

wow she’s giving me a dirty carsten

by the kid next door June 26, 2020