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a carrot in god's potato field

a) a social misfit, but someone who still somehow functions within their society.

b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent
dude 1) i can't understand why my parents don't appreciate me more. i want to a history teacher; my mom is a chemist, and dad is an engineer.

dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)
by Sexydimma June 4, 2013
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sally Carrera

Sally is a Porsche that makes QUACKITY GO VROOM VROOM!!!!! Even though they have about a 30 year age gap quackity still LOVES CARRRRERRRRAAAA!
Quackity: CARRRRERRRRAAAAAAAAAA!
*Everyone else continues playing bedwars not caring about Sally Carrera *
by ME_NOT_FOUND January 15, 2021
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carrot wacker

A want to be firefighter. Often with lots of blue lights and tall tales of firefighting glory.
Kyle thinks he is a fireman because he has a scanner and someones old fire dept T-shirt, he is such a carrot wacker.
by jjfrey October 15, 2010
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Carrot'd

To be stabbed with a sharpened carrot, usually in prison.

Shanked with a carrot
inmate 1:Ay man i heard yo boy got fucked up.
inmate 2:he got carrot'd
by mmmkitty December 5, 2009
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carrotcruncher

A carrotcruncher is a term used for a supporter of southampton football club, so called due to thier accent which sounds like a 17th century farm hand, in fact the vast majority still work on farms in the Hampshire and Dorset area.
A Bournemouth football fan would say "we beat the carrotcrunchers 4-0 today"
by mladen September 10, 2007
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cool as a carrot

XQC's response when told to complete this phrase: "as cool as ____" while playing Who Wants to Be a Millionaire.
me: I'm so good with the ladies, I'm as cool as a carrot
friend: don't you mean cucumber?

me: "how was I supposed to know that?"
by Acorrn November 10, 2020
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What color is a carrot

Carrot? I think it’s uhhh, I think it’s uhhh, I think it’s a carrot. Uhhhh I don’t know bout carrots. I don’t know none bout that.
Hey beetlejuice “what color is a carrot?”
“Carrot? I think it’s uhhhh, I think it’s uhhh, a carrot?? I don’t know nothin bout carrots. I don’t know nothin bout that“
by Definitely not Amalia August 24, 2020
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