Metric Crapload

Used when "a crapload" just doesn't cut it.

Holy Hell i got a Metric Crapload in the back of my car.

by Schwebb July 1, 2008

Carload

A fat cyclist, who has a smug ego and often displays extreme difficulty braking during a bike race. Usually South American. Likely to have a low IQ and a high T.

Dude, did you see Carload get popped off the back and pretend he had a flat?

Hey man, who’s that fatty flexing that carbon frame? Oh, that’s just Carload.

by Mocha frappe latte May 28, 2018

Crapload

1Just plain not smart
2A lot
3bullcrap

1That guy is such a crapload
2I have a crapload of homework
3This is a crapload!!

by Coolestboi January 27, 2019

Carload of Dark

A car full of colored begging to get pulled over for being black on a Tuesday.

Doc Moreland: There goes a carload of dark up to no good.

by Coonie McShay June 15, 2023

crapload

A unit of measurement, equaling 70,333.

Ted: How much is her family worth?

Barney: 6,000 craploads

by kupilon March 5, 2026