Moonchild: "UH! You're eating animal flesh?! What are you, a Carnist?"
Dave: "Uh, nope. Just eating a balanced diet of steak and vegetables."
Moonchild: "Civilised societies don't NEED to eat meat."
Dave: "Civilised societies don't NEED to be condescending either. Ghandi was a vegan, and he tried to change the world by being a humble example, not a smug, whiny twat. Besides, I eat all natural food, you eat vegetables and a bunch of pills. We're not meant to sustain ourselves with pills from a bottle."
Moonchild: "Murderer!"
Dave: "You're right. Prepare to die and be eaten."
Dave: "Uh, nope. Just eating a balanced diet of steak and vegetables."
Moonchild: "Civilised societies don't NEED to eat meat."
Dave: "Civilised societies don't NEED to be condescending either. Ghandi was a vegan, and he tried to change the world by being a humble example, not a smug, whiny twat. Besides, I eat all natural food, you eat vegetables and a bunch of pills. We're not meant to sustain ourselves with pills from a bottle."
Moonchild: "Murderer!"
Dave: "You're right. Prepare to die and be eaten."
by JK Trolling April 16, 2014
The word carnist was originally used to describe people who work their careers in the carnival, and was appropriated by the vegan scourge as a redundant descriptor for normal omnivorous society as a sad cry to garnish unhealthy attention.
The term was first coined by Bobo the Clown in 1880's New Orleans.
The term was first appropriated in 2001 as a result of poor, lazy editing on a book regarding vegan nonsense.
It is also not a recognized real word and due to its redundancy in the English language will never at any point in time be accepted as a proper word at all anywhere.
#MeatTerrorist is widely used as a hashtag to discredit the fake vegan hipster douchebag community as they so tightly deserve.
Help save a carniat today, spend $50 on a cheap stuffed animal for your kids today.
The term was first coined by Bobo the Clown in 1880's New Orleans.
The term was first appropriated in 2001 as a result of poor, lazy editing on a book regarding vegan nonsense.
It is also not a recognized real word and due to its redundancy in the English language will never at any point in time be accepted as a proper word at all anywhere.
#MeatTerrorist is widely used as a hashtag to discredit the fake vegan hipster douchebag community as they so tightly deserve.
Help save a carniat today, spend $50 on a cheap stuffed animal for your kids today.
by Jesus Devil September 30, 2018
A person who has an irrational prejudice of meat eaters. Not real carnivores of course, just human omnivores who rape and murder cheeseburgers.
Hypocritical vegan #1: LOL Hitler wasn't a vegetarian.
Hypocritical vegan #2: Yeah stupid carnists don't know anything.
Hypocritical vegan #2: Yeah stupid carnists don't know anything.
by Nino Wilson February 28, 2014
Carnist Committee on Climate Change (CCCC) is a name that those in the know use to criticize global climate leaders who allow animal agriculture lobbyists to sway them and the public against discussing animal agriculture's relevant effect on climate change - which are 14.5% of total GHG according to the UN.
CCCC was first used on the /r/VeganLobby subreddit
CCCC was first used on the /r/VeganLobby subreddit
1. The CCCC convinced those passionate environmentalist hippies to vote for subsidizing cow farts again. The world's going to fall apart, but at least we'll have cheese-tho and bacon-tho until the end.
2. We can defeat the Carnist Committee on Climate Change if we just work together to defeat the Animal Agriculture Lobbyists
2. We can defeat the Carnist Committee on Climate Change if we just work together to defeat the Animal Agriculture Lobbyists
by Farmer Farts February 4, 2022
The meaning of Carnist refers to one who studies carnivals, carnival workers, and carnival rides.
It has nothing to do with what anyone eats, unless it has to do with carnival food.
It has nothing to do with what anyone eats, unless it has to do with carnival food.
I'm a professional carnist, and my current area of expertise is Big Top Carnivals and their history.
by BeefyJay September 28, 2023